The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 03Dryden, John
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The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 03
Dryden, John
English drama -- 17th century
_Bel._ And when you met Lopez, he swallowed all you told him?
_Mask._ As greedily, as if it had been a new saint's miracle.
_Bel._ I see 'twill spread.
_Mask._ And the fame of it will be of use to you in your next amour; for
the women, you know, run mad after fortune-tellers and preachers.
_Bel._ But for all my bragging, this amour is not yet worn off. I find
constancy, and once a night, come naturally upon a man towards thirty;
only we set a face on't, and call ourselves inconstant for our
reputation.
_Mask._ But what say the stars, sir?
_Bel._ They move faster than you imagine; for I have got me an argol,
and an English almanack, by help of which, in one half hour, I have
learned to cant with an indifferent good grace: Conjunction, opposition,
trine, square, and sextile, are now no longer bugbears to me, I thank my
stars for't.
_Enter_ WILDBLOOD.
Monsieur Wildblood, in good time! What, you have been taking pains, too,
to divulge my talent?
_Wild._ So successfully, that shortly there will be no talk in town, but
of you only: Another miracle or two, and a sharp sword, and you stand
fair for a new prophet.
_Bel._ But where did you begin to blow the trumpet?
_Wild._ In the gaming-house, where I found most of the town-wits; the
prose-wits playing, and the verse-wits rooking.
_Bel._ All sorts of gamesters are so superstitious, that I need not
doubt of my reception there.
_Wild._ From thence I went to the latter end of a comedy, and there
whispered it to the next man I knew, who had a woman by him.
_Mask._ Nay, then, it went like a train of powder, if once they had it
by the end.
_Wild._ Like a squib upon a line, i'faith; it ran through one row, and
came back upon me in the next. At my going out I met a knot of
Spaniards, who were formally listening to one, who was relating it; but
he told the story so ridiculously, with his marginal notes upon it,
that I was forced to contradict him.
_Bel._ 'Twas discreetly done.
_Wild._ Ay, for you, but not for me: What, says he, must such Boracho's
as you take upon you to vilify a man of science? I tell you, he's of my
intimate acquaintance, and I have known him long for a prodigious
person.--When I saw my Don so fierce, I thought it not wisdom to quarrel
for so slight a matter as your reputation, and so withdrew.
_Bel._ A pox of your success! now shall I have my chamber besieged
to-morrow morning: There will be no stirring out for me; but I must be
fain to take up their questions in a cleft-cane, or a begging-box, as
they do charity in prisons.
_Wild._ Faith, I cannot help what your learning
has brought you to. Go in and study; I foresee you will have but few
holidays: In the mean time, I'll not fail to give the world an account
of your endowments. Farewell: I'll to the gaming-house.
[_Exit_ WILD.
_Mask._ O, sir, here is the rarest adventure, and, which is more, come
home to you!
_Bel._ What is it?
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