The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 08Dryden, John
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The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 08
Dryden, John
English drama -- 17th century
_Dal._ Come, you bely your noble nature. Look upon me again, cavalier,
[_She makes the doux yeux to him._] and then examine your own heart, if
you meant it not to me.
_San._ Nay, I confess my heart beats a charge towards you;--and yet two
hundred pistoles is a swinging sum for one kind look, Carlos!
_Carl._ A damnable hard penny-worth! hold you there, Don Sancho.
[DALINDA _looks upon him again more sweetly_.
_San._ She has two devils in her eyes; that last ogle was a
lick-penny.--Well, madam, I dedicate those fair two hundred pistoles to
your more fair hand; and, now you have received them, I meant them for
you.
_Dal._ And, in requital, I receive you for my servant, cavalier.
_Carl._ [_Aside._] Damn him for his awkward liberality; he's always
covetous, but when 'tis to do me a mischief.
_Lop._ [_To_ DAL.] He's come on again; my heart was almost at my
mouth.--Now, Mrs Minion, let me take you to task in private. [_Draws
her aside a little._] What hope have you of the Conde Don Alonzo de
Cardona?
_Dal._ Little or none; a bare possibility. You know what has passed
betwixt us.
_Lop._ But suppose he should renew his love, had you rather marry that
rich old Conde, or this poor young rogue, Don Carlos?
_Dal._ This poor young rogue, if you please, father.
_Lop._ I thought as much, good madam. But, to come closer to the
present business, betwixt Don Carlos and Don Sancho, that is to say,
a poor young wit, and a rich young fool; put the case, gentlewoman,
which of them would you chuse?
_Dal._ If it were not for mere necessity, I have a kind of a loathing
to a fool.
_Lop._ The more fool you, madam.
_Dal._ Would you have a race of booby grandsons?
_Lop._ That's as your conscience serves you. I say only, that your
husband shall be a fool; I say not, your children's father shall be one.
_San._ [_To_ CAR.] This is a plaguy long whisper, I do not like it. And
yet, now I think on't, my left eye itches, some good luck is coming
towards me.
_Lop._ [_To them._] I'll be short and pithy with you. Don Sancho,--I
think they call ye,--if out of my abundant love I should bestow my
dutiful daughter on you, what kind of husband would you make?
_San._ Husband, sennor? Why, none at all. None of my predecessors were
ever married; my father and my mother never were, and I will not be
the first of my family that shall degenerate. I thought my two hundred
pistoles would have done my business with Dalinda, and a little winking
money with you.
_Lop._ What, would you make me a pimp to my own daughter?
_Dal._ And imagine my chastity could be corrupted with a petty bribe?
_San._ Nay, I am not so obstinate neither against marriage. Carlos gave
me this wicked counsel, on purpose to banish me; and, in revenge to
him, I will marry.
_Lop._ I hope you'll ask her leave first?
_San._ Pho! I take that for granted; no woman has the power to resist
my courtship.
_Lop._ Suppose then, as before supposed; what kind of husband would you
make?
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