_Mal._ The close stock![416] O mortal wench! Lady,
ha' ye now no restoratives for your decayed Jasons?[417]
look ye, crab's guts baked,[418] distilled ox-pith,[419] the
pulverised hairs of a lion's upper-lip, jelly of cock-sparrows,
he-monkey's marrow, or powder of fox-stones?--And
whither are all[420] you ambling now? 24
_Bian._ Why,[421] to bed, to bed.
_Mal._ Do your husbands lie with ye?
_Bian._ That were country fashion, i'faith.
_Mal._ Ha' ye no foregoers about you? come, whither
in good deed, la, now?
_Maq._[422] In good indeed, la, now, to eat the most
miraculously, admirably, astonishable composed posset
with three curds, without any drink. Will ye help me
with a he-fox?--Here's the duke. 33
_Mal._[423] Fried frogs are very good, and French-like, too.
[_Exeunt Ladies._
_Enter_ PIETRO, CELSO, EQUATO, BILIOSO, FERRARDO, _and_
MENDOZA.
_Pietro._ The night grows deep and foul: what hour is't?
_Celso._ Upon the stroke of twelve.
_Mal._ Save ye, duke!
_Pietro._ From thee: begone, I do not love thee; let
me see thee no more; we are displeased.
_Mal._ Why, God b'wi' thee![424] Heaven hear my
curse,--may thy wife and thee live long together! 41
_Pietro._ Begone, sirrah!
_Mal. When Arthur first in court began_,[425]--Agamemnon
--Menelaus--was ever any duke a cornuto?
_Pietro._ Begone, hence!
_Mal._ What religion wilt thou be of next?
_Men._ Out with him!
_Mal._ With most servile patience.--Time will come
When wonder of thy error will strike dumb
Thy bezzled[426] sense.-- 50
Slaves! ay, favour: ay, marry, shall he rise:[427]
Good God! how subtle hell doth flatter vice!
Mounts[428] him aloft, and makes him seem to fly,
As fowl the tortoise mock'd, who to the sky
The ambitious shell-fish rais'd! the end of all
Is only, that from height he might dead fall.
_Bil._[429] Why, when?[430] out, ye rogue! begone, ye rascal!
_Mal._ I shall now leave ye with all my best wishes.
_Bil._ Out, ye cur!
_Mal._ Only let's hold together a firm correspondence.
_Bil._ Out! 61
_Mal._ A mutual-friendly-reciprocal-perpetual kind of
steady-unanimous-heartily-leagued--
_Bil._ Hence, ye gross-jawed, peasantly--out, go!
_Mal._ Adieu, pigeon-house; thou burr, that only
stickest to nappy fortunes. The serpigo, the strangury,
an eternal uneffectual priapism seize thee!
_Bil._ Out, rogue!
_Mal._ May'st thou be a notorious wittolly pander to
thine own wife, and yet get no office, but live to be
the utmost misery of mankind, a beggarly cuckold! 71
[_Exit._
_Pietro._ It shall be so.
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