_Herc._ _Whereas some over amorous and unconscionable
covetous young gallants, without all grace of Venus, or the
fear of Cupid in their minds, have at one time engrossed
the care or cures of divers mistresses, with the charge of
ladies, into their own tenure or occupation,[285] whereby their
mistresses must of necessity be very ill and insufficiently
served, and likewise many able portly gallants live unfurnished
of competent entertainment, to the merit of their
bodies; and whereas likewise some other greedy strangers
have taken in the purlieus, outset land, and the ancient
commons of our sovereign liege Don Cupid, taking in his
very highways, and enclosing them, and annexing them to
their own lordships, to the much impoverishing and putting
of divers of Cupid's true hearts and loyal subjects to base
and abhominable[286] shifts: Be it therefore enacted, by the
sovereign authority and erected ensign of Don Cupid, with
the assent of some of the lords, most of the ladies, and all
the commons, that what person or persons soever shall, in
the trade of honour, presume to wear at one time two ladies'
favours, or at one time shall earnestly court two women in
the way of marriage, or if any under the degree of a duke
shall keep above twenty women of pleasure, a duke's brother
fifteen, a lord ten, a knight or a pensioner or both four,
a gentleman two, shall_ ipso facto _be arrested by folly's mace,
and instantly committed to the ship of fools, without either
bail or main prize_, Millesimo centesimo quingentesimo
quadragesimo nono Cupidinis semper unius.--Nymphadoro,
to the bar! 248
_Nym._ Shame o' folly, will Fawn now turn an informer?
Does he laugh at me?
_Herc._ Domina Garbetza, did he not ever protest you
were his most only elected mistress?
_Gar._ He did.
_Herc._ Domina Donella, did he not ever protest, you
were his most only elected mistress?
_Don._ He did.
_Herc._ Domina Poveia, did he not ever protest, that
you were his most only elected mistress?
_Pov._ He did.
_Nym._ Mercy! 260
_Cup._ Our mercy is nothing, unless some lady will beg
thee.
_Ladies._ Out upon him, dissembling, perfidious liar!
_Herc._ Indeed 'tis no reason ladies should beg liars.
_Nym._ Thus he that loveth many, if once known,
Is justly plagued to be belov'd of none.
[_Exit._
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