English drama -- 17th century; English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
_Gui._ You are of like reputation, Signior Claridiana.
The hatred 'twixt your grandsires first began;
Impute it to the folly of that age:
These your dissensions may erect a faction
Like to the Capulets and the Montagues.[157]
_Men._ Put it to equal arbitration, choose your friends;
The senators will think 'em happy in 't.
_Rog._[158] I'll ne'er embrace the smoke of a furnace, the
quintessence of mineral or simples, or, as I may say more
learnedly, nor the spirit of quicksilver. 200
_Clar._ Nor I, such a Centaur,--half a man, half an ass,
and all a Jew!
_Gui._ Nay, then, we will be constables, and force a
quiet. Gentlemen, keep 'em asunder, and help to persuade
'em.
[_Exeunt_[159] _at one door_ MIZALDUS _and_
CLARIDIANA; _at another_ GUIDO _and_ ROGERO.
_Men._ Well, ladies, your husbands behave 'em as
lustily on their wedding-days as e'er I heard any. Nay,
lady-widow, you and I must have a falling; you're of
Signior Mizaldus' faction, and I am your vowed enemy,
from the bodkin to the pincase. Hark in your ear. 210
_Abi._ Well, Thais. O you're a cunning carver;[160] we
two, that any time these fourteen years have called
sisters, brought and bred up together, that have told one
another all our wanton dreams, talk'd all night long of
young men, and spent many an idle hour; fasted upon
the stones on St. Agnes'[161] night together, practised all
the petulant amorousness that delights young maids, yet
have you conceal'd not only the marriage, but the man:
and well you might deceive me, for I'll be sworn you
never dream'd of him, and it stands against all reason
you should enjoy him you never dream'd of. 221
_Tha._ Is not all this the same in you? Did you ever
manifest your sweetheart's nose, that I might nose him
by't? commended his calf or his nether lip? apparent
signs that you were not in love, or wisely covered it.
Have you ever said, such a man goes upright, or has a
better gait than any of the rest, as indeed, since he is
proved a magnifico, I thought thou would'st have put
it into my hands whate'er 't had been. 229
_Abi._ Well, wench, we have cross fates; our husbands
such inveterate foes, and we such entire friends; but the
best is we are neighbours, and our back arbors may
afford visitation freely. Prithee, let us maintain our
familiarity still, whatsoever thy husband do unto thee, as
I am afraid he will cross it i' the nick.
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