The Works of Lucian of Samosata — Volume 01Lucian, of Samosata
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The Works of Lucian of Samosata — Volume 01
Lucian, of Samosata
Lucian, of Samosata -- Translations into English
_Chrys_. She was _the_ Electra, the daughter of Agamemnon, to whom the
same thing was known and unknown at the same time. She knew that
Orestes was her brother: yet when he stood before her she did not know
(until he revealed himself) that her brother was Orestes. As to the Man
in the Hood, he will surprise you considerably. Answer me now: do you
know your own father?
_Seventh D_. Yes.
_Chrys_. Well now, if I present to you a man in a hood, shall you know
him? eh?
_Seventh D_. Of course not.
_Chrys_. Well, but the Man in the Hood is your father. You don't know
the Man in the Hood. Therefore you don't know your own father.
_Seventh D_. Why, no. But if I take his hood off, I shall get at the
facts. Now tell me, what is the end of your philosophy? What happens
when you reach the goal of virtue?
_Chrys_. In regard to things external, health, wealth, and the like, I
am then all that Nature intended me to be. But there is much previous
toil to be undergone. You will first sharpen your eyes on minute
manuscripts, amass commentaries, and get your bellyful of outlandish
terms. Last but not least, it is forbidden to be wise without repeated
doses of hellebore.
_Seventh D_. All this is exalted and magnanimous to a degree. But what
am I to think when I find that you are also the creed of cent-per-cent,
the creed of the usurer? Has _he_ swallowed his hellebore? is _he_ made
perfect in virtue?
_Chrys_. Assuredly. On none but the wise man does usury sit well.
Consider. His is the art of putting two and two together, and usury is
the art of putting interest together. The two are evidently connected,
and one as much as the other is the prerogative of the true believer;
who, not content, like common men, with simple interest, will also take
interest _upon_ interest. For interest, as you are probably aware, is
of two kinds. There is simple interest, and there is its offspring,
compound interest. Hear Syllogism on the subject. 'If I take simple
interest, I shall also take compound. But I _shall_ take simple
interest: therefore I shall take compound.'
_Seventh D_. And the same applies to the fees you take from your
youthful pupils? None but the true believer sells virtue for a fee?
_Chrys_. Quite right. I take the fee in my pupil's interest, not
because I want it. The world is made up of diffusion and accumulation.
I accordingly practise my pupil in the former, and myself in the
latter.
_Seventh D_. But it ought to be the other way. The pupil ought to
accumulate, and you, 'sole millionaire,' ought to diffuse.
_Chrys_. Ha! you jest with me? Beware of the shaft of insoluble
syllogism.
_Seventh D_. What harm can that do?
_Chrys_. It cripples; it ties the tongue, and turns the brain. Nay, I
have but to will it, and you are stone this instant.
_Seventh D_. Stone! You are no Perseus, friend?
_Chrys_. See here. A stone is a body?
_Seventh D_. Yes.
_Chrys_. Well, and an animal is a body?
_Seventh D_. Yes.
_Chrys_. And you are an animal?
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