The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
Thus, gentlemen, I had abundantly secur’d to myself the reputation of a
great physician; and nothing now remain’d, but to make the world believe
I was personally acquainted with every star in the firmament, could
extort what confessions I pleas’d out of the planets; and was no less
skill’d in astrology than in medicine. My never failing friend _Tony_,
was once more pleas’d to give me a lift upon this occasion. As the
dissenting ministers (you know) have the privilege to go into the
bed-chambers and closets of the ladies that resort to their meetings,
without the least offence or scandal, _Tony_ spy’d his opportunity, when
the room was clear, rubb’d off with a gold watch, and some lockets of
the duchess of _Mazarine_’s. The things were immediately missing, but
who durst suspect a person of the pious Mr. _Lee_’s character and
function? In short, every servant in the family was threatened with the
rack; and the whole house, trunks, coffers, boxes, and all examin’d,
from the garret down to the cellar. The poor duchess took the loss of
her watch and lockets mightily to heart, kept her bed upon it for a
fortnight; but at last was perswaded to make her application to my
worship. I told her, _sur le champ_, that her things were safe, that the
party who made bold with them, being troubled with compunctions of
conscience, had not sold but hid them under such a tree, which I
described to her in queen _Proserpine_’s park; and that if she went
thither next morning by break of day, she would find my words true.
Accordingly as I predicted, it happened to a tittle (for I had taken
care to lodge them there the night before). And now who was the
universal subject of people’s discourse, but the famous seignior
_Giusippe_.
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