I have likewise attained to the green, golden and black dragon, known to none but magicians and hermatic philosophers; I tell the meaning of all magical panticles, sigils, charms and lameness, and have a glass, and help to further marriage; and what is more, by my learning and great travels, I have obtained the true and perfect seed and blossom of the female fern; and infinitely improv’d that great traveller major _John Coke_’s famous necklaces for breeding of teeth. The spring being already advanc’d, which is the properest season for preventing new, and renewing old distempers, neglect not this opportunity---- _My hours are from nine till twelve in the morning, and from two in the afternoon till nine at night, every day in the week, except on the real christian sabbath, called_ Saturday. _It may be of use to keep this advertisement._ This, gentlemen, is an exact copy of my bill, which has been carefully distributed all over this populous city, pasted upon the chief gates and churches; and since dispersed by two running messengers, _Theophrastus Paracelsus_ and _Cornelius Agrippa_, all over king _Pluto_’s dominions. I forgot to tell you, that finding it absolutely necessary to take me a wife, (the women in certain cases that shall be nameless, being unwilling to consult any but those of their own sex) I was advised by some friends to make my applications to the famous _Cleopatra_ queen of _Egypt_, who being a person of great experience, and notably well skill’d in the _Arcana_’s of nature, would in all probability make me an admirable spouse. In short, after half a dozen meetings, rather for form sake than any thing else, the bargain was struck, and a match concluded between her _Alexandrian_ majesty and myself; cardinal _Wolsey_, who is now curate of a small village, to the tune of four marks _per annum_, and the magnificent perquisites of a bear and fiddle, perform’d the holy ceremony: _Amphion_ of _Thebes_ diverted us at dinner with his crowd, and all the while _Molinos_, the quietist, danced a _Lancashire_ jigg. Sir _Thomas Pilkington_, who, as I told you in my last, is become a most furious rhime-tagger or versificator, composed the _epithilamium_; and _Sardanapalus_, _Caligula_, _Nero_, _Heliogabalus_, and pope _Alexander_ VII. were pleas’d to throw the stocking. Her majesty, to do her a piece of common justice, proves a most dutiful and laborious wife, spreads all my plaisters, makes all my unguents, distills all my waters, and pleases my customers beyond expression.