The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
Why this mighty concern for what cannot be avoided? Why this chagrin?
Why this _mal au cœur_? You might have fancied yourself invincible, you
might have got a sanctified pass from his holiness, it would still have
had the same catastrophe. The _English_ are hereticks, man, they value
none of these evangelical charms of a rush; their bullets have no
consideration in the world for a relique, nor their small-shot for a
chaplet. Besides, they are so well acquainted with our seas, their own
channel is hardly more familiar to them. This is but the old grudge of
88, when queen _Elizabeth_ thump’d us so about: considering all things,
I think you are come off very well. What signifies a few paultry hulks?
The plate we are sure you had prudently carried over the mountains in
1500 carts at least, an undertaking as little dream’d of, and as much
surprizing, as prince _Eugene_’s passing the _Alps_; but with this
plaguy unlucky disadvantage, that it may not be quite so true. Now and
then in my more reserved speculations, I stumbled upon that same
_Drake_, that burn’d about 100 of our ships at _Cadiz_; upon my honour I
can’t forgive him, and yet can’t blame him neither. But those two
galeons that were so richly laden, stick in my stomach most
confoundedly. No wonder our affairs prosper no better, for those same
hereticks have taken away several of our saints; that same _Drake_ I
mentioned just now, he run away with _St. Philip_. Besides this, these
_English_ water-dogs swam after us into _Cadiz_, and went to _Pointal_,
and there firk’d us so about the pig-market, that we were even glad to
save our bacon, and fire some of our ships, and run the others on
ground; there too, after burning the admiral, these unsanctifyed ranters
stole away, not sneakingly, but with an open hand, and main force, two
most glorious saints more, St. _Matthew_ and St. _Andrew_. There was
another too of those _English_ bully-rocks, Sir _Walter Rawleigh_, with
a pox to him, he serv’d us a slippery trick indeed, for he took away
the mother of God, and God knows she was worth one hundred and fifty
thousand pounds sterling, not reckoning the other smaller craft that
went with him only to bear her company. There is something in our
destinies that gives them an ascendant over us; and a brave man scorns
to buckle to fortune. You may live to be beaten again as I was, and poor
_Alphonso de Leva_, nay, honest _Recalde_, he was cursedly maul’d too
with his rear squadron; and to add to my misfortunes, I was a little
while after drubb’d again by them, I thought they never would have done
dancing round me for my part: but what consummated my disgrace, and
still leaves the deepest impression on my spirits, is the burning my
fleet at _Calais_; there I must own it sincerely to you, I was somewhat
astonished: I thought _Vesuvius_ had been floating upon the water, or
mount _Ætna_ had out of kindness come to light me thro’ the north
passage home: but this was a hellish invention of those _Englishmen_ to
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