The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
_’Tis true, there never was any prince but had his flatterers: but you_
French _have been guilty of the grossest to the present king of_ France,
_that ever were recorded. My_ Julian _would have blush’d, or rather
trembled, at such blasphemous adulation_. Loüis _has been adored for his
mercy, and yet exceeded our_ Nero _in barbarity and bloodshed. Fire and
sword were mild executioners of his cruelty; for his impetuous lust of
mischief has been so fruitful in inventing torments, that he has made
all those forms of death desirable to his subjects that were the
reproach of tyrants: his ingenious malice has contrived exquisite pain,
without destroying the persons that suffer it; and if he could compel
man to be immortal, he would vie miseries with hell itself. He scorns
all the humble paths of_ Domitian_’s perfidiousness: such puny perjuries
are too mean for_ Loüis le Grand: _And since he could not possibly make
them greater in their nature, he aggravated them by their number. The
peace of the_ Pyreneans, _that of_ Aix la Chapelle, _that of_ Nimeguen,
_the truce for twenty years, the edict of_ Nants, _the treaty at_
Reswick, _are sufficient arguments, that he only promised that he might
not perform; and vow’d to observe treaties that he might have the
lechery of breaking them afterwards with a more execrable guilt. Your
servile flattery stiles him the restorer and preserver of the peace of_
Christendom, _yet he arm’d the Crescent against the Cross, and carried
desolation through every corner of_ Europe. _There is no prince but he
has invaded, no neighbour that he has not oppress’d, no law that he has
not violated, no religion that he has not trampled on, and shewed the
successors of St._ Peter, _that he had one sword sharper than both
theirs. His panegyrists have refined the impious wit of_ Commodus_’s
sycophants; and lest books should not transmit their blasphemies low
enough to posterity, they have raised superb monuments of his arrogancy
and their own shame. What statues, what pictures of him at_ Versailles,
Fountainbleau, Marly, _the_ Louvre, _the_ Invalides, Paris _gates, the_
Palace Royal, _&c. Where have I, Mons._ Boileau, _arm’d my_ Julian _with
a [56] thunderbolt? have I any thing equal to your_ viro immortali, _to
your_ divo Ludivico? _Why then am I such an infamous flatterer, such a
sneaking cringing rascal? I have nothing comparable to your fustian
bombast, nor to the hyperboles of_ Pelisson, _nor the impertinent titles
of every_ Frenchman _that sets pen to paper. I leave the world to judge,
if my hero has not a juster claim to all the eulogies I have given him,
ten thousand times preferable to_ Loüis le Grand, _and yet you have said
ten thousand times more of him_.
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