The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
General
The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
Albumazar _and_ Ptolomy _are set up like the two loggerheads at St._
Dunstan’_s church, and once in an hundred years they strike upon an huge
bell the number of the centuries from the fall of_ Lucifer, _that the
devils and the damn’d may know how eternity passes; for you must
imagine, as a quarter of an hour is to the time of your world, so is an
hundred years to the eternity of ours, every watch goes here at least
ten thousand years with but one winding up, for their movements, like
our form and substance, are all spiritual, and the worst artist we have
among us, your_ Fleetstreet Tompion _is but a mere blacksmith to; as for
my own part, I trudg’d for the first six months after Dr._ Ponteus,
_with a steeple-crown’d conveniency, as I mentioned before, but having
always such a stink of_ devil’s-dung _in my nostrils, I petitioned for a
remove, and was admitted to be a yeoman of the bason to_ Lucifer’_s
cloven-hoofs, to pick, wash, and refresh them after his return from
earth, which he visits very often for the preservation of his interest
in the upper world; and the worst inconveniency I find is, that his
worship’s feet smell worse after much walking than a sweating negro’s_.
_But, however, my old friend, let not this discourse discourage you from
venturing to come among us, or frighten you into a repentance of your
frauds and subtilties, that may carry you another way; for a man of your
merits, learn’d in Astrology from the very nose of the_ great bear, _to
the extreme point of the_ dragon’s tail, _and skilful in the
Mathematicks, from the mensuration of a surface to the most profound
nicety in solid Geometry, need not question, but that your old
acquaintance and assistant_ Satan, _who has faithfully stood by you upon
all occasions, will bestow some reputable post upon you, answerable to
the gravity and skill of so understanding a wiseacre, to whom I
subscribe my self a loving friend and brother_ Philomat.
LILLY.
COOLEY’_s Answer to_ LILLY.
_SIR_,
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account