The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
Dr. _Stag----s_, is greatly improved since he arrived in these parts,
and has more crotches flow thro’ his brains in one minute, than he can
digest into musick in a whole week; he had not been here a month, but
his bandylegs stepp’d into a very good place, and his business is to
compose _Scotch_ tunes for _Lucifer_’s bag-piper. Honest _Tom Farmer_
has taken such an antipathy against musick, upon hearing a _French_
barber play _Banister_’s ground in _Bmi_, upon a jews-trump, that he
swears that the hooping of a tub, and filing of a saw, makes the
sweetest harmony in christendom; _Robin Smith_, is still as love-mad as
ever he was; hangs half a dozen fiddles at his girdle, as the fellow
does coney-skins, and scours up and down hell, crying a _Reevs_, a
_Reevs_, as is the devil was in him. Poor _Val Redding_ too, is quite
tired with his lyre-way-fiddle, and has betaken himself to be a
merry-andrew to a _Dutch_ mountebank; and the reason he gave for it was
this, That he was got into a country where he found fools were more
respected than fiddlers. Dancing-masters are also as numerous in every
street, as posts in _Cheapside_, there is no walking but we must stumble
upon them; they are held here but in very slight esteem, for the gentry
call them leg-livers, and the mob from their mighty number, and their
nimbleness, call them the devil’s grass-hoppers. Players run up and down
muttering of old speeches, like so many madmen in their own soliloquies;
and if any beau wants a bridge to bear him over a dirty channel, a
player lies down instead of a plank, for him to walk over upon; the
reason why they were doom’d to that piece of scandalous servitude, was,
because they were as proud upon the stage as the very princes they
represented; and as humble in a brandy-shop, as a scold in a
ducking-stool; therefore were fit for nothing when they had done
playing, but to be trampled upon. I have nothing further at present to
impart to you, so begging you to excuse this trouble, _I rest_,
_Your Humble Servant_,
HENRY PURCEL.
_Dr._ BLOW’_s Answer to_ HENRY PURCEL.
_Dear Friend_,
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