The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
You seem almost to think it an indispensible difficulty for a woman in
my quality to preserve her reputation, especially if she has done any
thing to deserve the loss of it; I say, a prudent woman may do it with
all the facility imaginable, by keeping up to a few maxims in female
policy, which few woman are strangers to. _First_, Were I to give myself
liberty (as whether I do or no is no matter to any body) I would always
bestow my favours upon those above me, and those beneath me, and never
be concern’d with any man upon an equal footing; and these are my
reasons: Suppose the vitious eyes of a great man are fix’d upon me, and
my charms should kindle a love-passion in the cockles of his heart; he
writes, chatters, swears and prays, according to custom in such cases,
I still defend the premisses, by a flat verbal denial; but at the same
instant incourage him in my looks, and am always free to oblige him with
my company; till by this sort of usage I make him sensible downright
courtship will never prevail; and that the cittadel he besieges is not
to be surrender’d without bribing the governess: then he begins to mix
his fine words with fine presents; he gives, I receive, returning a side
glance for a diamond ring, two smiles for a gold watch, a kiss for a
pearle necklace, and at last for a round sum the ultimate of my favours;
of which, in one months time, he is as much tir’d, as a child is of a
_Bartholomew_ knick-knack, and so we seperate again, both fully
satisfied: in this case, I say, a woman’s reputation is pretty safe; for
if he has any brains, he will be afraid to discover I have been his
bedfellow, lest I should tell the world he has been my bubble; for he
can’t help believing, if he had never been my fool, I had never been his
mistress.
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