The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
General
The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
I received your last, for which I return you my hearty thanks, and am
entirely of your opinion, that old birds are not to be caught with
chaff; I find, Sir, you are a great admirer of old proverbs, and I
commend you for it, for a great deal of morality and wholsome knowledge
is to be pick’d out of them: besides, Sir, they are like the Common law
of _England_, and derive their authority from usage and custom. Now I am
talking of proverbs, there is one comes into my head at present, which I
desire you to ruminate or chew the cud upon. In short, ’tis _Birds of a
feather flock together_, which is effectually and literally fulfill’d
when an attorney and a pickpocket are in the same company.
I am likewise of opinion, worthy Sir, that what you say of _Aristotle_’s
making none of the best figures in _Westminster-hall_, may be true; for
how can that plodding animal call’d a philosopher, expect civil quarter
from the sons of noise and clamour? But by the by, Sir, I must take the
freedom to tell you, that some of his friends here take it very ill,
that you the black guard of _Westminster-hall_ will not take his word
for a groat. Sir, that diminutive contemptible piece of money a groat,
Sir, three of which go to the making up of that important sum,
denominated by the vulgar a shilling. Is it not very barbarous and
inhuman, that _Aristotle_, formerly tutor to the greatest monarch in the
universe, (when I say the greatest monarch in the universe, I neither
mean _Bajazet_, nor _Tamerlane_, nor _Scanderberg_, nor _Pipin_, nor yet
the _French_ king, but _Alexander the great_) whose _ipse dixit_ would
have formerly gone more current than our present _Exchequer_ notes, or
_Malt_ tickets, in any tavern, inn, or victualling-house, between the
_Hellespont_ and the _Ganges_, for a thousand pounds upon occasion: is
it not barbarous and inhuman, I say, that this same _Aristotle_ should
not be trusted for a groat in _Westminster-hall_? That language one
would hardly have expected either from _Goth_, _Vandal_, or _Hun_, but
much less from a person of your civility and learning.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account