The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 05 (of 12): Dresden Edition—DiscussionsIngersoll, Robert Green
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The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 05 (of 12): Dresden Edition—Discussions
Ingersoll, Robert Green
Free thought
_Answer_. My own opinion is, that it was either
"nourished by the glare of volcanoes in the moon
or "it may have gotten sufficient light from rivers
"of molten granite;" or, "sufficient light might have
"been emitted by the crystallization of rocks." It
has been suggested that light might have been fur-
nished by fire-flies and phosphorescent bugs and
worms, but this I regard as going too far.
_Question_. Do you think that light emitted by
rocks would be sufficient to produce trees?
_Answer_. Yes, with the assistance of the "Aurora
"Borealis, or even the Aurora Australis;" but with
both, most assuredly.
_Question_. If the light of which you speak was
sufficient, why was the sun made?
_Answer_. To keep time with.
_Question_. What did God make man of?
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_Answer_. He made man of dust and "omnipo-
"tence."
_Question_. Did he make a woman at the same
time that he made a man?
_Answer_. No; he thought at one time to avoid
the necessity of making a woman, and he caused all
the animals to pass before Adam, to see what he
would call them, and to see whether a fit companion
could be found for him. Among them all, not one
suited Adam, and Jehovah immediately saw that he
would have to make an help-meet on purpose.
_Question_. What was woman made of?
_Answer_. She was made out of "man's side, out of
his right side," and some more "omnipotence." Infi-
dels say that she was made out of a rib, or a bone, but
that is because they do not understand Hebrew.
_Question_. What was the object of making woman
out of man's side?
_Answer_. So that a young man would think more
of a neighbor's girl than of his own uncle or grand-
father.
_Question_. What did God do with Adam and Eve
after he got them done?
_Answer_. He put them into a garden to see what
they would do.
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_Question_. Do we know where the Garden of Eden
was, and have we ever found any place where a
"river parted and became into four heads"?
_Answer_. We are not certain where this garden
was, and the river that parted into four heads cannot
at present be found. Infidels have had a great deal
to say about these four rivers, but they will wish
they had even one, one of these days.
_Question_. What happened to Adam and Eve in
the garden?
_Answer_. They were tempted by a snake who was
an exceedingly good talker, and who probably came
in walking on the end of his tail. This supposition
is based upon the fact that, as a punishment, he was
condemned to crawl on his belly. Before that time,
of course, he walked upright.
_Question_. What happened then?
_Answer_. Our first parents gave way, ate of the
forbidden fruit, and in consequence, disease and
death entered the world. Had it not been for this,
there would have been no death and no disease.
Suicide would have been impossible, and a man
could have been blown into a thousand atoms by
dynamite, and the pieces would immediately have
come together again. Fire would have refused to
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