The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 05 (of 12): Dresden Edition—DiscussionsIngersoll, Robert Green
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The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 05 (of 12): Dresden Edition—Discussions
Ingersoll, Robert Green
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_Answer_. No, he saved eight, to start with again.
_Question_. Were these eight persons totally de-
praved?
_Answer_. Yes.
_Question_. Why did he not kill them, and start
over again with a perfect pair? Would it not have
been better to have had his flood at first, before he
made anybody, and drowned the snake?
_Answer_. "God's way are not our ways;" and
besides, you must remember that "a thousand years
"are as one day" with God.
_Question_. How did God destroy the people?
_Answer_. By water; it rained forty days and forty
nights, and "the fountains of the great deep were
"broken up."
_Question_. How deep was the water?
_Answer_. About five miles.
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_Question_. How much did it rain each day?
_Answer_. About eight hundred feet; though the
better opinion now is, that it was a local flood. In-
fidels have raised objections and pressed them to that
degree that most orthodox people admit that the
flood was rather local.
_Question_. If it was a local flood, why did they put
birds of the air into the ark? Certainly, birds could
have avoided a local flood?
_Answer_. If you take this away from us, what do
you propose to give us in its place? Some of the
best people of the world have believed this story.
Kind husbands, loving mothers, and earnest patriots
have believed it, and that is sufficient.
_Question_. At the time God made these people,
did he know that he would have to drown them all?
_Answer_. Of course he did.
_Question_. Did he know when he made them that
they would all be failures?
_Answer_. Of course.
_Question_. Why, then, did he make them?
_Answer_. He made them for his own glory, and
no man should disgrace his parents by denying it.
_Question_. Were the people after the flood just as
bad as they were before?
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_Answer_. About the same.
_Question_. Did they try to circumvent God?
_Answer_. They did.
_Question_. How?
_Answer_. They got together for the purpose of build-
ing a tower, the top of which should reach to heaven,
so that they could laugh at any future floods, and go
to heaven at any time they desired.
_Question_. Did God hear about this?
_Answer_. He did.
_Question_. What did he say?
_Answer_. He said: "Go to; let us go down," and
see what the people are doing; I am satisfied they
will succeed.
_Question_. How were the people prevented from
succeeding?
_Answer_. God confounded their language, so that
the mason on top could not cry "mort'!" to the
hod-carrier below; he could not think of the word
to use, to save his life, and the building stopped.
_Question_. If it had not been for the confusion of
tongues at Babel, do you really think that all the
people in the world would have spoken just the same
language, and would have pronounced every word
precisely the same?
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_Answer_. Of course.
_Question_. If it had not been, then, for the con-
fusion of languages, spelling books, grammars and
dictionaries would have been useless?
_Answer_. I suppose so.
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