The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 08 (of 12): Dresden Edition—InterviewsIngersoll, Robert Green
Religion
The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 08 (of 12): Dresden Edition—Interviews
Ingersoll, Robert Green
Free thought
_Answer_. Yes, I saw some such story. Of course, the clergy regard
marriages and funerals as the perquisites of the pulpit, and they
resent any interference on the part of the pews. They look at
these matters from a business point of view. They made the same
cry against civil marriages. They denied that marriage was a
contract, and insisted that it was a sacrament, and that it was
hardly binding unless a priest had blessed it. They used to bury
in consecrated ground, and had marks upon the graves, so that
Gabriel might know the ones to waken. The clergy wish to make
themselves essential. They must christen the babe--this gives them
possession of the cradle. They must perform the ceremony of marriage
--this gives them possession of the family. They must pronounce
the funeral discourse--this gives them possession of the dead.
Formerly they denied baptism to the children of the unbeliever,
marriage to him who denied the dogmas of the church, and burial to
honest men. The church wishes to control the world, and wishes to
sacrifice this world for the next. Of course I am in favor of the
utmost liberty upon all these questions. When a Presbyterian dies,
let a follower of John Calvin console the living by setting forth
the "Five Points." When a Catholic becomes clay, let a priest
perform such ceremonies as his creed demands, and let him picture
the delights of purgatory for the gratification of the living.
And when one dies who does not believe in any religion, having
expressed a wish that somebody say a few words above his remains,
I see no reason why such a proceeding should be stopped, and, for
my part, I see no sacrilege in it. Why should the reputations of
the dead, and the feelings of those who live, be placed at the
mercy of the ministers? A man dies not having been a Christian,
and who, according to the Christian doctrine, is doomed to eternal
fire. How would an honest Christian minister console the widow
and the fatherless children? How would he dare to tell what he
claims to be truth in the presence of the living? The truth is,
the Christian minister in the presence of death abandons his
Christianity. He dare not say above the coffin, "the soul that
once inhabited this body is now in hell." He would be denounced
as a brutal savage. Now and then a minister at a funeral has been
brave enough and unmannerly enough to express his doctrine in all
its hideousness of hate. I was told that in Chicago, many years
ago, a young man, member of a volunteer fire company, was killed
by the falling of a wall, and at the very moment the wall struck
him he was uttering a curse. He was a brave and splendid man. An
orthodox minister said above his coffin, in the presence of his
mother and mourning friends, that he saw no hope for the soul of
that young man. The mother, who was also orthodox, refused to have
her boy buried with such a sermon--stopped the funeral, took the
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