A week perhaps had been thus wasted, nor had I prepared my friend for
the delay. Accordingly, when I had changed trains at Council Bluffs, I
was aware of a man appearing at the end of the car with a telegram in
his hand and inquiring whether there were any one aboard "of the name of
_London_ Dodd?" I thought the name near enough, claimed the despatch,
and found it was from Pinkerton: "What day do you arrive? Awfully
important." I sent him an answer, giving day and hour, and at Ogden
found a fresh despatch awaiting me: "That will do. Unspeakable relief.
Meet you at Sacramento." In Paris days I had a private name for
Pinkerton: "The Irrepressible" was what I had called him in hours of
bitterness, and the name rose once more on my lips. What mischief was he
up to now? What new bowl was my benignant monster brewing for his
Frankenstein? In what new imbroglio should I alight on the Pacific
coast? My trust in the man was entire, and my distrust perfect. I knew
he would never mean amiss; but I was convinced he would almost never (in
my sense) do aright.
I suppose these vague anticipations added a shade of gloom to that
already gloomy place of travel: Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, scowled
in my face at least, and seemed to point me back again to that other
native land of mine, the Latin Quarter. But when the Sierras had been
climbed, and the train, after so long beating and panting, stretched
itself upon the downward track--when I beheld that vast extent of
prosperous country rolling seaward from the woods and the blue
mountains, that illimitable spread of rippling corn, the trees growing
and blowing in the merry weather, the country boys thronging aboard the
train with figs and peaches, and the conductors, and the very darky
stewards, visibly exulting in the change--up went my soul like a
balloon; Care fell from his perch upon my shoulders; and when I spied my
Pinkerton among the crowd at Sacramento, I thought of nothing but to
shout and wave for him, and grasp him by the hand, like what he was--my
dearest friend.
"O, Loudon!" he cried; "man, how I've pined for you! And you haven't
come an hour too soon. You're known here and waited for; I've been
booming you already: you're billed for a lecture to-morrow night:
'Student Life in Paris, Grave and Gay': twelve hundred places booked at
the last stock! Tut, man, you're looking thin! Here, try a drop of
this." And he produced a case bottle, staringly labelled PINKERTON'S
THIRTEEN STAR GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE.
"God bless me!" said I, gasping and winking after my first plunge into
this fiery fluid; "and what does 'Warranted Entire' mean?"
"Why, Loudon, you ought to know that!" cried Pinkerton. "It's real,
copper-bottomed English; you see it on all the old-time wayside
hostelries over there."
"But if I'm not mistaken, it means something Warranted Entirely
different," said I, "and applies to the public-house, and not the
beverages sold."
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