An hour having passed in this airy manner, I start upon my rounds
afresh, with a bag full of coloured tickets all with pins attached, and
all with legible inscriptions: "Old Germany," "California," "True Love,"
"Old Fogies," "La Belle France," "Green Erin," "The Land of Cakes,"
"Washington," "Blue Jay," "Robin Red-Breast"--twenty of each
denomination; for when it comes to the luncheon we sit down by twenties.
These are distributed with anxious tact--for, indeed, this is the most
delicate part of my functions--but outwardly with reckless unconcern,
amidst the gayest flutter and confusion; and are immediately after
sported upon hats and bonnets, to the extreme diffusion of cordiality,
total strangers hailing each other by "the number of their mess"--so we
humorously name it--and the deck ringing with cries of, "Here, all Blue
Jays to the rescue!" or, "I say, am I alone in this blame' ship? Ain't
there no more Californians?"
By this time we are drawing near to the appointed spot. I mount upon the
bridge, the observed of all observers.
"Captain," I say, in clear, emphatic tones, heard far and wide, "the
majority of the company appear to be in favour of the little cove beyond
One-Tree Point."
"All right, Mr. Dodd," responds the captain heartily; "all one to me. I
am not exactly sure of the place you mean; but just you stay here and
pilot me."
I do, pointing with my wand. I do pilot him, to the inexpressible
entertainment of the picnic, for I am (why should I deny it?) the
popular man. We slow down off the mouth of a grassy valley, watered by a
brook and set in pines and redwoods. The anchor is let go, the boats are
lowered--two of them already packed with the materials of an impromptu
bar--and the Pioneer Band, accompanied by the resplendent asses, fill
the other, and move shoreward to the inviting strains of "Buffalo Gals,
won't you come out to-night?" It is a part of our programme that one of
the asses shall, from sheer clumsiness, in the course of this
embarkation, drop a dummy axe into the water, whereupon the mirth of the
picnic can hardly be assuaged. Upon one occasion the dummy axe floated,
and the laugh turned rather the wrong way.
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