It isn't a fine thing to say for yourself, but I ran away; and if the same kind of a shock was given me, I should run away again to-morrow. To see that palavering Kanaka struck all of a heap at the mere sight of me gave me a feeling as if the bottom had dropped out of the world. I went right home, and stayed there, and said nothing. You might think I would tell Uma, but that was against my system. You might have thought I would have gone over and consulted Case; but the truth was I was ashamed to speak of such a thing, I thought every one would blurt out laughing in my face. So I held my tongue, and thought all the more; and the more I thought, the less I liked the business. By Monday night I got it clearly in my head I must be tabooed. A new store to stand open two days in a village and not a man or woman come to see the trade was past believing. "Uma," said I, "I think I am tabooed." "I think so," said she. I thought a while whether I should ask her more, but it's a bad idea to set natives up with any notion of consulting them, so I went to Case. It was dark, and he was sitting alone, as he did mostly, smoking on the stairs. "Case," said I, "here's a queer thing. I'm tabooed." "O, fudge!" says he "'tain't the practice in these islands." "That may be, or it mayn't," said I. "It's the practice where I was before. You can bet I know what it's like; and I tell it you for a fact, I'm tabooed." "Well," said he, "what have you been doing?" "That's what I want to find out," said I. "O, you can't be," said he; "it ain't possible. However, I'll tell you what I'll do. Just to put your mind at rest, I'll go round and find out for sure. Just you waltz in and talk to Papa." "Thank you," I said, "I'd rather stay right out here on the verandah. Your house is so close." "I'll call Papa out here, then," says he. "My dear fellow," I says, "I wish you wouldn't. The fact is, I don't take to Mr. Randall." Case laughed, took a lantern from the store, and set out into the village. He was gone perhaps a quarter of an hour, and he looked mighty serious when he came back. "Well," said he, clapping down the lantern on the verandah steps. "I would never have believed it. I don't know where the impudence of these Kanakas'll go next; they seem to have lost all idea of respect for whites. What we want is a man-of-war--a German, if we could--they know how to manage Kanakas." "I _am_ tabooed, then?" I cried.