The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 20Stevenson, Robert Louis
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The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 20
Stevenson, Robert Louis
French -- England -- Fiction; Prisoners of war -- Fiction
Fortune favoured me again. I had scarce got to the top of the first hill
when I spied a light on my left, about a furlong away. It might be a
case of sickness; what else it was likely to be--in so rustic a
neighbourhood, and at such an ungodly time of the morning--was beyond my
fancy. A faint sound of singing became audible, and gradually swelled as
I drew near, until at last I could make out the words, which were
singularly appropriate both to the hour and to the condition of the
singers. "The cock may craw, the day may daw," they sang; and sang it
with such laxity both in time and tune, and such sentimental
complaisance in the expression, as assured me they had got far into the
third bottle at least.
I found a plain rustic cottage by the wayside, of the sort called
double, with a signboard over the door; and, the lights within streaming
forth and somewhat mitigating the darkness of the morning, I was enabled
to decipher the inscription: "The Hunters' Tryst, by Alexander Hendry.
Porter, Ales, and British Spirits. Beds."
My first knock put a period to the music, and a voice challenged tipsily
from within.
"Who goes there?" it said; and I replied, "A lawful traveller."
Immediately after, the door was unbarred by a company of the tallest
lads my eyes had ever rested on, all astonishingly drunk and very
decently dressed, and one (who was perhaps the drunkest of the lot)
carrying a tallow candle, from which he impartially bedewed the clothes
of the whole company. As soon as I saw them I could not help smiling to
myself to remember the anxiety with which I had approached. They
received me and my hastily-concocted story, that I had been walking from
Peebles and had lost my way, with incoherent benignity; jostled me among
them into the room where they had been sitting, a plain hedgerow
alehouse parlour with a roaring fire in the chimney and a prodigious
number of empty bottles on the floor; and informed me that I was made,
by this reception, a temporary member of the _Six-Feet-High Club_, an
athletic society of young men in a good station, who made of the
"Hunters' Tryst" a frequent resort. They told me I had intruded on an
"all-night sitting," following upon an "all-day Saturday tramp" of forty
miles; and that the members would all be up and "as right as ninepence"
for the noon-day service at some neighbouring church--Collingwood, if
memory serves me right. At this I could have laughed, but the moment
seemed ill-chosen. For, though six feet was their standard, they all
exceeded that measurement considerably; and I tasted again some of the
sensations of childhood, as I looked up to all these lads from a lower
plane, and wondered what they would do next. But the Six-Footers, if
they were very drunk, proved no less kind. The landlord and servants of
the "Hunters' Tryst" were in bed and asleep long ago. Whether by natural
gift or acquired habit they could suffer pandemonium to reign all over
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