The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 20Stevenson, Robert Louis
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The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 20
Stevenson, Robert Louis
French -- England -- Fiction; Prisoners of war -- Fiction
"Say 'down there,' then. Down there it is no business of the accused to
prove his innocence. By what I have heard of the law, English or Scotch,
the boot is on the other leg. But I'll tell you what I _can_ prove. I
can prove, sir, that I have been a deal in your company of late; that I
supped with you and Mr. Dalmahoy no longer ago than Wednesday. You may
put it that we three are here together again by accident; that you never
suspected me; that my invasion of your machine was a complete surprise
to you, and, so far as you were concerned, wholly fortuitous. But ask
yourself what any intelligent jury is likely to make of that
cock-and-bull story." Mr. Byfield was visibly shaken. "Add to this," I
proceeded, "that you have to explain Sheepshanks; to confess that you
gulled the public by advertising a lonely ascension, and haranguing a
befooled multitude to the same intent, when, all the time, you had a
companion concealed in the car. 'A public character!' you call yourself!
My word, sir! there'll be no mistake about it, this time."
I paused, took breath, and shook a finger at him:--
"Now just you listen to me, Mr. Byfield. Pull that string, and a sadly
discredited aeronaut descends upon the least charitable of worlds. Why,
sir, in any case your game in Edinburgh is up. The public is dog-tired
of you and your ascensions, as any observant child in to-day's crowd
could have told you. The truth was there staring you in the face; and
next time even your purblind vanity must recognise it. Consider; I
offered you two hundred guineas for the convenience of your balloon. I
now double that offer on condition that I become its owner during this
trip, and that you manipulate it as I wish. Here are the notes; and out
of the total you will refund five pounds to Mr. Sheepshanks."
Byfield's complexion had grown streaky as his balloon; and with colours
not so very dissimilar. I had stabbed upon his vital self-conceit, and
the man was really hurt.
"You must give me time," he stammered.
"By all means." I knew he was beaten. But only the poorness of my case
excused me, and I had no affection for the weapons used. I turned with
relief to the others. Dalmahoy was seated on the floor of the car, and
helping Mr. Sheepshanks to unpack a carpet bag.
"This will be whisky," the little pawnbroker announced: "three bottles.
My wife said, 'Surely, Elshander, ye'll find whisky where ye're gaun.'
'No doubt I will,' said I, 'but I'm not very confident of its quality;
and it's a far step.' My itinerary, Mr. Dalmahoy, was planned from
Greenock to the Kyles of Bute and back, and thence coastwise to
Saltcoats and the land of Burns. I told her, if she had anything to
communicate, to address her letter to the care of the postmaster,
Ayr--ha, ha!" He broke off and gazed reproachfully into Dalmahoy's
impassive face. "Ayr--air," he explained: "a little play upon words."
"Skye would have been better," suggested Dalmahoy, without moving an
eyelid.
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