The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume EditionKipling, Rudyard
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The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume Edition
Kipling, Rudyard
English fiction; English poetry; Short stories, English
“And sweep out on his arm. So! After supper I shall go away early, you
know, because I shall be afraid of catching cold. No one will look for
my 'rickshaw. Mine, so please you! I shall stand, always with that mauve
and white 'cloud' over my head, while the wet soaks into my dear, old,
venerable feet and Tom swears and shouts for the mem-sahib's gharri.
Then home to bed at half-past eleven! Truly excellent life helped out
by the visits of the Padri, just fresh from burying somebody down
below there.” She pointed through the pines, toward the Cemetery, and
continued with vigorous dramatic gesture--“Listen! I see it all down,
down even to the stays! Such stays! Six-eight a pair, Polly, with red
flannel--or list is it?--that they put into the tops of those fearful
things. I can draw you a picture of them.”
“Lucy, for Heaven's sake, don't go waving your arms about in that
idiotic manner! Recollect, every one can see you from the Mall.”
“Let them see! They'll think I am rehearsing for The Fallen Angel. Look!
There's The Mussuck. How badly he rides. There!”
She blew a kiss to the venerable Indian administrator with infinite
grace.
“Now,” she continued, “he'll be chaffed about that at the Club in the
delicate manner those brutes of men affect, and the Hawley Boy will tell
me all about it--softening the details for fear of shocking me. That boy
is too good to live, Polly. I've serious thoughts of recommending him to
throw up his Commission and go into the Church. In his present frame of
mind he would obey me. Happy, happy child.”
“Never again,” said Mrs. Mallowe, with an affectation of indignation,
“shall you tiffin here! 'Lucindy, your behavior is scand'lus.'”
“All your fault,” retorted Mrs. Hauksbee, “for suggesting such a thing
as my abdication. No! Jamais--nevaire! I will act, dance, ride, frivol,
talk scandal, dine out, and appropriate the legitimate captives of any
woman I choose until I d-r-r-rop or a better woman than I puts me to
shame before all Simla--and it's dust and ashes in my mouth while I'm
doing it!”
She swept into the drawing-room, Mrs. Mallowe followed and put an arm
round her waist.
“I'm not!” said Mrs. Hauksbee, defiantly, rummaging for her
handkerchief. “I've been dining out the last ten nights, and rehearsing
in the afternoon. You'd be tired yourself. It's only because I'm tired.”
Mrs. Mallowe did not offer Mrs. Hauksbee any pity or ask her to lie
down, but gave her another cup of tea, and went on with the talk.
“I've been through that too, dear,” she said.
“I remember,” said Mrs. Hauksbee, a gleam of fun on her face. “In '84
wasn't it? You went out a great deal less next season.”
Mrs. Mallowe smiled in a superior and Sphinxlike fashion.
“I became an Influence,” said she.
“Good gracious, child, you didn't join the Theosophists and kiss
Buddha's big toe, did you? I tried to get into their set once, but they
cast me out for a skeptic--without a chance of improving my poor little
mind, too.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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