The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume EditionKipling, Rudyard
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The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume Edition
Kipling, Rudyard
English fiction; English poetry; Short stories, English
With the new clothes came a new stock of self-confidence. Otis Yeere
discovered that he could enter a room without breaking into a gentle
perspiration--could cross one, even to talk to Mrs. Hauksbee, as though
rooms were meant to be crossed. He was for the first time in nine years
proud of himself, and contented with his life, satisfied with his new
clothes, and rejoicing in the friendship of Mrs. Hauksbee.
“Conceit is what the poor fellow wants,” she said in confidence to Mrs.
Mallowe. “I believe they must use Civilians to plough the fields with in
Lower Bengal. You see I have to begin from the very beginning--haven't
I? But you'll admit, won't you, dear, that he is immensely improved
since I took him in hand. Only give me a little more time and he won't
know himself.”
Indeed, Yeere was rapidly beginning to forget what he had been. One of
his own rank and file put the matter brutally when he asked Yeere, in
reference to nothing, “And who has been making you a Member of Council,
lately? You carry the side of half a dozen of 'em.”
“I--I'm awf'ly sorry. I didn't mean it, you know,” said Yeere,
apologetically.
“There'll be no holding you,” continued the old stager, grimly. “Climb
down, Otis--climb down, and get all that beastly affectation knocked out
of you with fever! Three thousand a month wouldn't support it.”
Yeere repeated the incident to Mrs. Hauksbee. He had come to look upon
her as his Mother Confessor.
“And you apologized!” she said. “Oh, shame! I hate a man who apologizes.
Never apologize for what your friend called 'side.' Never! It's a man's
business to be insolent and overbearing until he meets with a stronger.
Now, you bad boy, listen to me.”
Simply and straightforwardly, as the 'rickshaw loitered round Jakko,
Mrs. Hauksbee preached to Otis Yeere the Great Gospel of Conceit,
illustrating it with living pictures encountered during their Sunday
afternoon stroll.
“Good gracious!” she ended, with the personal argument, “you'll
apologize next for being my attache?”
“Never!” said Otis Yeere. “That's another thing altogether. I shall
always be”--
“What's coming?” thought Mrs. Hauksbee.
“Proud of that,” said Otis.
“Safe for the present,” she said to herself.
“But I'm afraid I have grown conceited. Like Jeshurun, you know. When
he waxed fat, then he kicked. It's the having no worry on one's mind and
the Hill air, I suppose.”
“Hill air, indeed!” said Mrs. Hauksbee to herself. “He'd have been
hiding in the Club till the last day of his leave, if I hadn't
discovered him.” And aloud--“Why shouldn't you be? You have every right
to.”
“I! Why?”
“Oh, hundreds of things. I'm not going to waste this lovely afternoon
by explaining; but I know you have. What was that heap of manuscript you
showed me about the grammar of the aboriginal--what's their names?”
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