The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume EditionKipling, Rudyard
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The Works of Rudyard Kipling: One Volume Edition
Kipling, Rudyard
English fiction; English poetry; Short stories, English
“I fish,” said Bobby, with a wry face. “I hire a country-boat and go
down the river from Thursday to Sunday, and the amiable Dormer goes with
me--if you can spare us both.”
“You blazing young fool!” said Revere, but his heart was full of much
more pleasant words.
Bobby, the Captain of a dhoni, with Private Dormer for mate, dropped
down the river on Thursday morning--the Private at the bow, the
Subaltern at the helm. The Private glared uneasily at the Subaltern, who
respected the reserve of the Private.
After six hours, Dormer paced to the stern, saluted, and said--“Beg
y'pardon, sir, but was you ever on the Durh'm Canal?”
“No,” said Bobby Wick. “Come and have some tiffin.”
They ate in silence. As the evening fell, Private Dormer broke forth,
speaking to himself--“Hi was on the Durh'm Canal, jes' such a night,
come next week twelve month, a-trailin' of my toes in the water.” He
smoked and said no more till bedtime.
The witchery of the dawn turned the grey river-reaches to purple, gold,
and opal; and it was as though the lumbering dhoni crept across the
splendors of a new heaven.
Private Dormer popped his head out of his blanket and gazed at the glory
below and around.
“Well--damn-my-eyes!” said Private Dormer, in an awed whisper. “This
'ere is like a bloomin' gallantry-show!” For the rest of the day he was
dumb, but achieved an ensanguined filthiness through the cleaning of big
fish.
The boat returned on Saturday evening. Dormer had been struggling with
speech since noon. As the lines and luggage were being disembarked, he
found tongue.
“Beg y'pardon--sir,” he said, “but would you--would you min' shakin'
'ands with me, sir?”
“Of course not,” said Bobby, and he shook accordingly. Dormer returned
to barracks and Bobby to mess.
“He wanted a little quiet and some fishing, I think,” said Bobby. “My
aunt, but he's a filthy sort of animal! Have you ever seen him clean
'them, muchly-fish with 'is thumbs'?”
“Anyhow,” said Revere, three weeks later, “he's doing his best to keep
his things clean.”
When the spring died, Bobby joined in the general scramble for Hill
leave, and to his surprise and delight secured three months.
“As good a boy as I want,” said Revere, the admiring skipper.
“The best of the batch,” said the Adjutant to the Colonel. “Keep back
that young skrim-shanker Porkiss, sir, and let Revere make him sit up.”
So Bobby departed joyously to Simla Pahar with a tin box of gorgeous
raiment.
“Son of Wick--old Wick of Chota-Buldana? Ask him to dinner, dear,” said
the aged men.
“What a nice boy!” said the matrons and the maids.
“First-class place, Simla. Oh, ri-ipping!” said Bobby Wick, and ordered
new white cord breeches on the strength of it.
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