The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 01 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 01 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
We got thro’ sword exercise decent well,--only Barber shaved
Croft’s mare with his saber, which he needn’t have done, as she was
clipt before; and Holdsworth slashed off his cob’s off ear. It
was cut and run with her in course; and I hope he got safe home.
We don’t know what Hawksley might have thrusted, as his sword
objected to be called out in wet weather, and stuck to its sheath
like pitch; but he went thro’ all the cuts very correct with his
umbrella. For my own part, candour compels to state I swished off
my left hand man’s feather; but tho’ it might have been worse,
and I apologised as well as I could for my horse fretting, he was
foolish enough to huff at, and swear was done on purpose, and so
gallopped home, I suspect, to write me a calling out challenge.
Challenge or not, if I fight him with anything but fists, I’m not
one of the Yeomanry. An accident’s an accident, and much more
pardonable than Hawksley opening his umbrella plump in the face of
the Captain’s blood charger; and ten times more mortifying for an
officer to be carried back willy-nilly to Ashford, in the middle
of the Review. Luckily before Hawksley frightened any more, he was
called off to hold his umbrella over Mrs. H., as Mrs. Morgan had
taken in nine ladies, and could not accommodate more in her close
carriage, without making it too close.
After sword exercise we shot pistols, and I must say, very well
and distinct; only, old Dunn didn’t fire; but he’s deaf as a post,
and I wonder how he was called out. Talking of volleys, I am sorry
to say we fired one before without word of command; but it was all
thro’ Day on his shooting pony putting up a partridge, and in the
heat of the moment letting fly, and as he is our fugleman we all
did the same. Lucky for the bird it was very strong on the wing,
or the troop must have brought it down; howsomever the Earl looked
very grave, and said something that Day didn’t choose to take from
him, being a qualified man, and taking out a reglar license, so
he went off to his own ground, where he might shoot without being
called to account. Contrary to reason and expectation, there was
very few horses shied at the firing; but we saw Bluff lying full
length, and was afraid it was a bust; but we found his horse,
being a very quiet one, had run away from the noise. He was throwd
on his back in the mud, but refused to leave the ground. Being a
man of spirit, and military inclind, he got up behind Bates; but
Bates’s horse objecting to such back-gammon, reared and threw
doublets. As his knees was broke, Bates and Bluff was forced to
lead him away, and the troop lost two more men, tho’ for once
against their own wills.
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