The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
This was an admission drawn, or extracted, as Cartwright would say,
like a double tooth from the mouth of William’s mother; an amiable and
excellent lady, who ever reluctantly confessed foibles in her family,
and invariably endeavoured to exhibit to the world the sunny side of
her children.
There can be no possibility of doubt that William _was_ fond of whist.
He doted on it. Whist was his first passion--his first love; and in
whist he experienced no disappointment. The two were made for each
other.
[Illustration: CARDY MUMS.]
William was one of a large bunch of children, and he never grew up. On
his seventh birthday a relation gave him a miniature pack of cards, and
made him a whist-player for life. Our bias dates much earlier than some
natural philosophers suppose. I remember William, a mere child, being
one day William of Orange, and objecting to a St. Michael’s because it
had no pips.
At school he was a total failure; except in reckoning the odd tricks.
He counted nothing by honours, and the schoolmaster said of his head
what he has since said occasionally of his hand that “it held literally
nothing.”
At sixteen, after a long maternal debate between the black and red
suits, William was articled to an attorney: but instead of becoming
a respectable land-shark, he played double-dummy with the Common-Law
Clerk, and was discharged on the 6th of November. The principal
remonstrated with him on a breach of duty, and William imprudently
answered that he was aware of his duty, like the ace of spades. Mr.
Bitem immediately banged the door against him, and William, for the
first time in his life--to use his own expression, “got a slam.”
William having served his time, and, as he calls it, followed suit for
five years, was admitted as an attorney, and began to play at that
finessing game, the Law. _Short-hand_ he still studied and practised;
though more in parlours than in court.
William at one period admired Miss Hunt, or Miss Creswick, or Miss
Hardy, or Miss Reynolds; a daughter of one of the great card-makers, I
forget which--and he cut for partners, but without “getting the Lady.”
His own explanation was that he “_was discarded_.” He then paid his
addresses to a Scotch girl, a Miss MacNab, but she professed religious
scruples about cards, and he _revoked_. I have heard it said that she
expected to match higher; indeed William used to say she “looked over
his hand.”
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