The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
She wants no Noise of mobbing Throats
To tell that She is drawing nigh;
Why this Parade of scarlet Coats,
When War has closed his bloodshot Eye?
Returning to Domestic Loves,
When War has ceased with all its Ills,
Captains should come like sucking Doves,
With Olive Branches in their Bills.
[Illustration: A GENERAL PEACE.]
No need there is of vulgar Shout,
Bells, Cannons, Trumpets, Fife, and Drum,
And Soldiers marching all about,
To let Us know that Peace is come.
Oh mild should be the Signs and meek,
Sweet Peace’s Advent to proclaim!
Silence her noiseless Foot should speak,
And Echo should repeat the same.
Lo! where the Soldier walks, alas!
With Scars received on Foreign Grounds;
Shall we consume in Coloured Glass
The Oil that should be pour’d in Wounds?
The bleeding Gaps of War to close,
Will whizzing Rocket-Flight avail?
Will Squibs enliven Orphans’ Woes?
Or Crackers cheer the Widow’s Tale?
SKETCHES ON THE ROAD.
THE MORNING CALL.
I CANNOT conceive any prospect more agreeable to a weary traveller
than the approach to _Bedfordshire_. Each valley reminds him of Sleepy
Hollow, the fleecy clouds seem like blankets, the lakes and ponds are
clean sheets; the setting sun looks like a warming-pan. He dreams of
dreams to come. His travelling-cap transforms to a night-cap, the coach
lining feels softlier squabbed; the guard’s horn plays “Lullaby.” Every
flower by the road-side is a poppy. Each jolt of the coach is but a
drowsy stumble up stairs. The lady opposite is the chamber-maid; the
gentleman beside her is Boots. He slides into imaginary slippers; he
winks and nods flirtingly at Sleep, so soon to be his own. Although the
wheels may be rattling into vigilant Wakefield, it appears to him to be
sleepy Ware, with its great Bed, a whole County of Down, spread “all
before him where to choose his place of rest.”
It was in a similar mood, after a long dusty droughty dog-day’s
journey, that I entered the Dolphin, at Bedhampton. I nodded in at the
door, winked at the lights, blinked at the company in the coffee-room,
yawned for a glass of negus, swallowed it with my eyes shut, as though
it had been “a pint of nappy,” surrendered my boots, clutched a
candlestick, and blundered, slipshod, up the stairs to number nine.
Blessed be the man, says Sancho Panza, who first invented sleep: and
blessed be heaven that he did not take out a patent, and keep his
discovery to himself. My clothes dropped off me: I saw through a drowsy
haze the likeness of a four-poster: “Great Nature’s second course” was
spread before me; and I fell to without a long grace!
Here’s a body--there’s a bed!
There’s a pillow--here’s a head!
There’s a curtain--here’s a light!
There’s a puff--and so Good Night!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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