The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
rope’s end at, but quite the reverse, especially as to teaching the
youngsters to give three cheers for their king and country. Now, Dear
Bob’s letter-work on the other hand, with its complaints of hard fare,
is only fit to be sung by a snivelling Swiss beggar boy to his hurdy
gurdy; besides many a chafe in the grammar and orthography, and being
writ in such a scrambling up and down fist as a drunken purser might
scrawl in a gale of wind. Now it’s my opinion a landsman that hasn’t
his hands made as hard as horn with hauling home sheets nor his fingers
as stiff and sticky as pitch can make ’em, has it in his power to write
as fine penmanship as copperplate except for the want of good will. So
that the fault may be set down to my nevy’s own account, and mayhap
many of the rest, for no doubt there are skulkers at school as well as
on board ship. My advice then is this, namely, just throw a shot across
Dr. Darby’s forefoot, to let him know you mean to overhaul him, and
demand a sight of the school log, and so forth; by which you will have
satisfaction one way or another; and putting the case he has gone to
leeward of his duty, why, then come hammer and tongs, and blaze away at
him to your heart’s content. The next step in course will be to take my
nevy from under his orders, and find him a berth in a well officered
ship; and I am ready so far to do an uncle’s part by the lad, as help
to look out for a proper well-appointed craft. That’s my advice whether
you steer by it or not--and so no more at present, and not sorry to
belay--from
Dear John, Your loving Brother,
BEN CARNABY.
[Illustration: LAYING DOWN THE LAW.]
No. III.--_To Mr._ BENJAMIN CARNABY, _Brigantine Row,
Deptford, London._
DEER BRUTHER,
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