The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
To favour with the particulars, my husband has the honour to be
related very distantly to the Peerage; and as Your Lordship knows, it
is the privilege of Aristocracy to provide for all their connexions by
comfortable public situations, which are sometimes enjoyed very early
in life. To such Mr. D. had a hereditary right from his cradle, for
his noble relative the Duke of----, was so condescending as to stand
sponsor by proxy; and instead of the usual spoons, or a silver mug,
made a promise to the Infant of some office suited to its tender age;
for instance a superannuation, or the like, where there is nothing to
do, but the salary to receive. In point of fact, the making the Baby
a retired King’s Messenger was verbally undertaken at the font: but
before the child could come into office His Grace unfortunately went
out of power, by dying of apoplexy, leaving nothing but a promise,
which a new ministry was unjust and ungrateful enough not to make
good. In this shocking manner, Your Lordship, was my husband thrown
upon the world, without proper provision according to his station and
prospects, and was degraded to the necessity of his own exertions for
support, till his fortieth year, when the new Duke thought proper to
stir in his behalf. The truth is, a severe illness had left Mr. D.’s
mind and nerves in such a pitiful shattered state, as to make him unfit
for any business whatever, except public affairs; and accordingly
it became the duty of his friends to procure him some post under
government. So a proper application was made to his Grace, and through
his influence and the fortunate circumstance of an election at the
time, Mr. D. was appointed to the dreadful situation he at present
enjoys. Of course we entirely acquit His Grace, who never set eyes on
my husband in his life, and therefore could not be expected to know
the precise state of his constitution; but I appeal to Your Lordship,
whether it was proper patronage for a man shattered in mind and nerves,
and subject to tremors, and palpitations, and bodily shocks of all
sorts, to be made a Superintendent of Powder-Mills, with the condition
of living attached to the works?
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