The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
with blue and red juice; but no one of the party was botanist enough
to tell whether the berries they were munching were hips and haws, or
bilberries, or deadly nightshade, but maternal anxiety made sure it
was the “rank pison.” Accordingly dinner was postponed, and they set
to get up an extempore fire to make the kettle hot, and as soon as the
water was warm enough, these “two pretty babes” were well drenched,
and were soon as perfectly uncomfortable as they had been two months
before in a rough steam trip to Margate. As soon as peace was restored
it transpired, from an examination of the children, and a very cross
examination of the nurse-maid, that they had met with a _real_ gipsy
woman in the forest who had told Betty’s fortune, but had omitted to
prognosticate that her mistress would give her warning on the spot, and
that _her_ gipsying would end, as it actually did, in finding herself
suddenly out of place in the middle of a forest. Like other servants,
when they lose a comfortable situation, “some natural tears she shed,”
but did not wipe them soon, as did “our general mother,” for the very
excellent reason that she had spread her pocket handkerchief on the
ground to sit upon, somewhere between Wanstead and Walthamstow, and had
left it as a waif to the lord of the manor.
[Illustration: BACKING OUT OF GOING TO MARKET.]
Dinner time then came again, to the especial delight of the two empty
children, though, thanks to the horse and dog, it was principally
broken victuals. But on sitting down and counting heads Master C. had
a second time absconded during the last bustle; and, as his mother
could not touch a morsel for anxiety, Mr. Carnaby was obliged to set
out fasting to look for him, and had soon the satisfaction of finding
him sitting hatless crying in a wet ditch, and scraping a suit of brown
off a suit of blue with an old oyster shell. His father, in the first
transport of anger and hunger, gave him what boys call “a regular
larruping,” then a good rubbing down with a bunch of fern, and then
brought him back to the cold collation, with the comfortable threat
that he should go without his dinner. As soon as the culprit could
explain for sobbing, he told them that “he had gone for a little walk,
like, and saw the most capital donkey with a saddle and bridle feeding
wild about the forest as if he belonged to nobody, and he just got on
him like, like they used to do at Margate; and then the donkey set off
full tear, and never stopped till he came to a tent of gipsies in the
middle of the wood; and they all set upon him, and swore at him like
anything for running away with their donkey; and then all of a sudden
he lost his hat and his handkerchief, and his money out of his pockets
like conjuring; then they told him to run for his life, and so he did,
and as for the mud it was all along of jumping over a hedge that had no
other side to it.” This intelligence threw Mrs. Carnaby into an agony
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