The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Prin._ Sweet hearts, we shall be rich ere we depart,
If fairings come thus plentifully in:
A lady wall’d about with diamonds!
Look you what I have from the loving king.
_Ros._ Madam, came nothing else along with that? 5
_Prin._ Nothing but this! yes, as much love in rhyme
As would be cramm’d up in a sheet of paper,
Writ o’ both sides the leaf, margent and all,
That he was fain to seal on Cupid’s name.
_Ros._ That was the way to make his godhead wax, 10
For he hath been five thousand years a boy.
_Kath._ Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows too.
_Ros._ You’ll ne’er be friends with him; a’ kill’d your sister.
_Kath._ He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy;
And so she died: had she been light, like you, 15
Of such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit,
She might ha’ been a grandam ere she died:
And so may you; for a light heart lives long.
_Ros._ What’s your dark meaning, mouse, of this light word?
_Kath._ A light condition in a beauty dark. 20
_Ros._ We need more light to find your meaning out.
_Kath._ You’ll mar the light by taking it in snuff;
Therefore I’ll darkly end the argument.
_Ros._ Look, what you do, you do it still i’ th’ dark.
_Kath._ So do not you, for you are a light wench. 25
_Ros._ Indeed I weigh not you, and therefore light.
_Kath._ You weigh me not?—O, that’s you care not for me.
_Ros._ Great reason; for ‘past cure is still past care.’
_Prin._ Well bandied both; a set of wit well play’d.
But, Rosaline, you have a favour too: 30
Who sent it? and what is it?
_Ros._ I would you knew:
An if my face were but as fair as yours,
My favour were as great; be witness this.
Nay, I have verses too, I thank Biron:
The numbers true; and, were the numbering too, 35
I were the fairest goddess on the ground:
I am compared to twenty thousand fairs.
O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter!
_Prin._ Any thing like?
_Ros._ Much in the letters; nothing in the praise. 40
_Prin._ Beauteous as ink; a good conclusion.
_Kath._ Fair as a text B in a copy-book.
_Ros._ ’Ware pencils, ho! let me not die your debtor,
My red dominical, my golden letter:
O that your face were not so full of O’s! 45
_Kath._ A pox of that jest! and I beshrew all shrows.
_Prin._ But, Katharine, what was sent to you from fair Dumain?
_Kath._ Madam, this glove.
_Prin._ Did he not send you twain?
_Kath._ Yes, madam, and, moreover,
Some thousand verses of a faithful lover, 50
A huge translation of hypocrisy,
Vilely compiled, profound simplicity.
_Mar._ This and these pearls to me sent Longaville:
The letter is too long by half a mile.
_Prin._ I think no less. Dost thou not wish in heart 55
The chain were longer and the letter short?
_Mar._ Ay, or I would these hands might never part.
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