The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Prin._ Great thanks, Great Pompey.
_Cost._ ’Tis not so much worth; but I hope I was perfect:
I made a little fault in ‘Great.’ 555
_Biron._ My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the best
Worthy.
_Enter_ SIR NATHANIEL, _for Alexander_.
_Nath._ When in the world I lived, I was the world’s commander;
By east, west, north, and south, I spread my conquering might:
My scutcheon plain declares that I am Alisander,— 560
_Boyet._ Your nose says, no, you are not; for it stands too right.
_Biron._ Your nose smells ‘no’ in this, most tender-smelling knight.
_Prin._ The conqueror is dismay’d. Proceed, good Alexander.
_Nath._ When in the world I lived, I was the world’s commander,—
_Boyet._ Most true, ’tis right; you were so, Alisander. 565
_Biron._ Pompey the Great,—
_Cost._ Your servant, and Costard.
_Biron._ Take away the conqueror, take away Alisander.
_Cost._ [_To Sir Nath._] O, sir, you have overthrown Alisander
the conqueror! You will be scraped out of the painted 570
cloth for this: your lion, that holds his poll-axe sitting on
a close-stool, will be given to Ajax: he will be the ninth
Worthy. A conqueror, and afeard to speak! run away for
shame, Alisander. [_Nath. retires._] There, an’t shall please
you; a foolish mild man; an honest man, look you, and 575
soon dashed. He is a marvellous good neighbour, faith,
and a very good bowler: but, for Alisander,—alas, you see
how ’tis,—a little o’erparted. But there are Worthies a-coming
will speak their mind in some other sort.
_Prin._ Stand aside, good Pompey. 580
_Enter_ HOLOFERNES, _for Judas; and_ MOTH, _for Hercules_.
_Hol._ Great Hercules is presented by this imp,
Whose club kill’d Cerberus, that three-headed canis;
And when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp,
Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus.
Quoniam he seemeth in minority,
Ergo I come with this apology. 585
Keep some state in thy exit, and vanish. [_Moth retires._
Judas I am,-
_Dum._ A Judas!
_Hol._ Not Iscariot, sir.
Judas I am, ycliped Maccabæus. 590
_Dum._ Judas Maccabæus dipt is plain Judas.
_Biron._ A kissing traitor. How art thou proved Judas?
_Hol._ Judas I am,—
_Dum._ The more shame for you, Judas. 595
_Hol._ What mean you, sir?
_Boyet._ To make Judas hang himself.
_Hol._ Begin, sir; you are my elder.
_Biron._ Well followed: Judas was hanged on an elder.
_Hol._ I will not be put out of countenance. 600
_Biron._ Because thou hast no face.
_Hol._ What is this?
_Boyet._ A cittern-head.
_Dum._ The head of a bodkin.
_Biron._ A Death’s face in a ring. 605
_Long._ The face of an old Roman coin, scarce seen.
_Boyet._ The pommel of Cæsar’s falchion.
_Dum._ The carved-bone face on a flask.
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