_Por._ This night methinks is but the daylight sick; It looks a little paler: ’tis a day, 125 Such as the day is when the sun is hid. _Enter_ BASSANIO, ANTONIO, GRATIANO, _and their followers_. _Bass._ We should hold day with the Antipodes, If you would walk in absence of the sun. _Por._ Let me give light, but let me not be light; For a light wife doth make a heavy husband, 130 And never be Bassanio so for me: But God sort all! You are welcome home, my lord. _Bass._ I thank you, madam. Give welcome to my friend. This is the man, this is Antonio, To whom I am so infinitely bound. 135 _Por._ You should in all sense be much bound to him, For, as I hear, he was much bound for you. _Ant._ No more than I am well acquitted of. _Por._ Sir, you are very welcome to our house: It must appear in other ways than words, 140 Therefore I scant this breathing courtesy. _Gra._ [_To Nerissa_] By yonder moon I swear you do me wrong; In faith, I gave it to the judge’s clerk: Would he were gelt that had it, for my part, Since you do take it, love, so much at heart. 145 _Por._ A quarrel, ho, already! what’s the matter? _Gra._ About a hoop of gold, a paltry ring That she did give me, whose posy was For all the world like cutler’s poetry Upon a knife, ‘Love me, and leave me not.’ 150 _Ner._ What talk you of the posy or the value? You swore to me, when I did give it you, That you would wear it till your hour of death, And that it should lie with you in your grave: Though not for me, yet for your vehement oaths, 155 You should have been respective, and have kept it. Gave it a judge’s clerk! no, God’s my judge, The clerk will ne’er wear hair on’s face that had it. _Gra._ He will, an if he live to be a man. _Ner._ Ay, if a woman live to be a man. 160 _Gra._ Now, by this hand, I gave it to a youth, A kind of boy, a little scrubbed boy, No higher than thyself, the judge’s clerk, A prating boy, that begg’d it as a fee: I could not for my heart deny it him. 165 _Por._ You were to blame, I must be plain with you, To part so slightly with your wife’s first gift; A thing stuck on with oaths upon your finger And so riveted with faith unto your flesh. I gave my love a ring, and made him swear 170 Never to part with it; and here he stands; I dare be sworn for him he would not leave it Nor pluck it from his finger, for the wealth That the world masters. Now, in faith, Gratiano, You give your wife too unkind a cause of grief: 175 An ’twere to me, I should be mad at it. _Bass._ [_Aside_] Why, I were best to cut my left hand off, And swear I lost the ring defending it.