The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Prin._ What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter?
What vane? what weathercock? did you ever hear better?
_Boyet._ I am much deceived but I remember the style.
_Prin._ Else your memory is bad, going o’er it erewhile. 90
_Boyet._ This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps here in court;
A phantasime, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport
To the prince and his bookmates.
_Prin._ Thou fellow, a word:
Who gave thee this letter?
_Cost._ I told you; my lord.
_Prin._ To whom shouldst thou give it?
_Cost._ From my lord to my lady. 95
_Prin._ From which lord to which lady?
_Cost._ From my lord Biron, a good master of mine,
To a lady of France that he call’d Rosaline.
_Prin._ Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, away.
[_To Ros._] Here, sweet, put up this: ’twill be thine another 100
day. [_Exeunt Princess and train._
_Boyet._ Who is the suitor? who is the suitor?
_Ros._ Shall I teach you to know?
_Boyet._ Ay, my continent of beauty.
_Ros._ Why, she that bears the bow.
Finely put off!
_Boyet._ My lady goes to kill horns; but, if thou marry,
Hang me by the neck, if horns that year miscarry. 105
Finely put on!
_Ros._ Well, then, I am the shooter.
_Boyet._ And who is your deer?
_Ros._ If we choose by the horns, yourself come not near.
Finely put on, indeed!
_Mar._ You still wrangle with her, Boyet, and she strikes
at the brow. 110
_Boyet._ But she herself is hit lower: have I hit her now?
_Ros._ Shall I come upon thee with an old saying, that
was a man when King Pepin of France was a little boy, as
touching the hit it?
_Boyet._ So I may answer thee with one as old, that was 115
a woman when Queen Guinover of Britain was a little
wench, as touching the hit it.
_Ros._ Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,
Thou canst not hit it, my good man.
_Boyet._ An I cannot, cannot, cannot, 120
An I cannot, another can.
[_Exeunt Ros. and Kath._
_Cost._ By my troth, most pleasant: how both did fit it!
_Mar._ A mark marvellous well shot, for they both did hit it.
_Boyet._ A mark! O, mark but that mark! A mark, says my lady!
Let the mark have a prick in’t, to mete at, if it may be. 125
_Mar._ Wide o’ the bow-hand! i’ faith, your hand is out.
_Cost._ Indeed, a’ must shoot nearer, or he’ll ne’er hit the clout.
_Boyet._ An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in.
_Cost._ Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin.
_Mar._ Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. 130
_Cost._ She’s too hard for you at pricks, sir: challenge her to bowl.
_Boyet._ I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good
owl. [ _Exeunt Boyet and Maria._
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