The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 3 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 3 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Sir To._ 'Tis a gentleman here--a plague o' these pickle-herring!
How now, sot!
_Clo._ Good Sir Toby!
_Oli._ Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by 115
this lethargy?
_Sir To._ Lechery! I defy lechery. There's one at the gate.
_Oli._ Ay, marry, what is he?
_Sir To._ Let him be the devil, an he will, I care not:
give me faith, say I. Well, it's all one. [_Exit._ 120
_Oli._ What's a drunken man like, fool?
_Clo._ Like a drowned man, a fool and a mad man: one
draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads
him; and a third drowns him.
_Oli._ Go thou and seek the crowner, and let him sit o' 125
my coz; for he's in the third degree of drink, he's drowned:
go, look after him.
_Clo._ He is but mad yet, madonna; and the fool shall
look to the madman. [_Exit._
_Re-enter_ MALVOLIO.
_Mal._ Madam, yond young fellow swears he will speak 130
with you. I told him you were sick; he takes on him to
understand so much, and therefore comes to speak with
you. I told him you were asleep; he seems to have a
foreknowledge of that too, and therefore comes to speak
with you. What is to be said to him, lady? he's fortified 135
against any denial.
_Oli._ Tell him he shall not speak with me.
_Mal._ Has been told so; and he says, he'll stand at
your door like a sheriff's post, and be the supporter to a
bench, but he'll speak with you. 140
_Oli._ What kind o' man is he?
_Mal._ Why, of mankind.
_Oli._ What manner of man?
_Mal._ Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will
you or no. 145
_Oli._ Of what personage and years is he?
_Mal._ Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough
for a boy; as a squash is before 'tis a peascod, or a codling
when 'tis almost an apple: 'tis with him in standing water,
between boy and man. He is very well-favoured and he 150
speaks very shrewishly; one would think his mother's milk
were scarce out of him.
_Oli._ Let him approach: call in my gentlewoman.
_Mal._ Gentlewoman, my lady calls. [_Exit._
_Re-enter_ MARIA.
_Oli._ Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face. 155
We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.
_Enter_ VIOLA, _and_ Attendants.
_Vio._ The honourable lady of the house, which is she?
_Oli._ Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will?
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