The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 3 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 3 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Aut._ I understand the business, I hear it: to have an
open ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is necessary for a 655
cut-purse; a good nose is requisite also, to smell out work
for the other senses. I see this is the time that the unjust
man doth thrive. What an exchange had this been without
boot! What a boot is here with this exchange! Sure the
gods do this year connive at us, and we may do any thing 660
extempore. The prince himself is about a piece of iniquity,
stealing away from his father with his clog at his
heels: if I thought it were a piece of honesty to acquaint the
king withal, I would not do't: I hold it the more knavery
to conceal it; and therein am I constant to my profession. 665
_Re-enter_ Clown _and_ Shepherd.
Aside, aside; here is more matter for a hot brain: every
lane's end, every shop, church, session, hanging, yields a
careful man work.
_Clo._ See, see; what a man you are now! There is no
other way but to tell the king she's a changeling and none 670
of your flesh and blood.
_Shep._ Nay, but hear me.
_Clo._ Nay, but hear me.
_Shep._ Go to, then.
_Clo._ She being none of your flesh and blood, your flesh 675
and blood has not offended the king; and so your flesh and
blood is not to be punished by him. Show those things
you found about her, those secret things, all but what she
has with her: this being done, let the law go whistle: I
warrant you. 680
_Shep._ I will tell the king all, every word, yea, and his
son's pranks too; who, I may say, is no honest man, neither
to his father nor to me, to go about to make me the king's
brother-in-law.
_Clo._ Indeed, brother-in-law was the farthest off you 685
could have been to him and then your blood had been the
dearer by I know how much an ounce.
_Aut._ [_Aside_] Very wisely, puppies!
_Shep._ Well, let us to the king: there is that in this
fardel will make him scratch his beard. 690
_Aut._ [_Aside_] I know not what impediment this complaint
may be to the flight of my master.
_Clo._ Pray heartily he be at palace.
_Aut._ [_Aside_] Though I am not naturally honest, I am
so sometimes by chance: let me pocket up my pedlar's 695
excrement. [_Takes off his false beard._] How now, rustics!
whither are you bound?
_Shep._ To the palace, an it like your worship.
_Aut._ Your affairs there, what, with whom, the condition
of that fardel, the place of your dwelling, your names, 700
your ages, of what having, breeding, and any thing that is
fitting to be known, discover.
_Clo._ We are but plain fellows, sir.
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