The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 4 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 4 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_Fal._ And I hear, moreover, his highness is fallen into 100
this same whoreson apoplexy.
_Ch. Just._ Well, God mend him! I pray you, let me[3377]
speak with you.
_Fal._ This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy,
an't please your lordship; a kind of sleeping in the blood,[3378] 105
a whoreson tingling.
_Ch. Just._ What tell you me of it? be it as it is.
_Fal._ It hath its original from much grief, from study[3379]
and perturbation of the brain: I have read the cause of his[3380]
effects in Galen: it is a kind of deafness.[3380] 110
_Ch. Just._ I think you are fallen into the disease; for
you hear not what I say to you.
_Fal._ Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an't please[3381]
you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady of not
marking, that I am troubled withal. 115
_Ch. Just._ To punish you by the heels would amend the
attention of your ears; and I care not if I do become your[3382]
physician.
_Fal._ I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient:
your lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to 120
me in respect of poverty; but how I should be your patient
to follow your prescriptions, the wise may make some dram
of a scruple, or indeed a scruple itself.
_Ch. Just._ I sent for you, when there were matters
against you for your life, to come speak with me.[3383] 125
_Fal._ As I was then advised by my learned counsel in[3384]
the laws of this land-service, I did not come.
_Ch. Just._ Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in great
infamy.
_Fal._ He that buckles him in my belt cannot live in less.[3385] 130
_Ch. Just._ Your means are very slender, and your waste[3386]
is great.[3387]
_Fal._ I would it were otherwise; I would my means
were greater, and my waist slenderer.[3388]
_Ch. Just._ You have misled the youthful prince. 135
_Fal._ The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow[3389]
with the great belly, and he my dog.
_Ch. Just._ Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed wound:
your day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over
your night's exploit on Gads-hill: you may thank the unquiet 140
time for your quiet o'er-posting that action.
_Fal._ My lord?[3390]
_Ch. Just._ But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a
sleeping wolf.
_Fal._ To wake a wolf is as bad as to smell a fox.[3391] 145
_Ch. Just._ What! you are as a candle, the better part
burnt out.
_Fal._ A wassail candle, my lord, all tallow: if I did say[3392]
of wax, my growth would approve the truth.
_Ch. Just._ There is not a white hair on your face but 150
should have his effect of gravity.
_Fal._ His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.
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