_Pan._ Asses, fools, dolts! chaff and bran, chaff and bran! porridge after meat! I could live and die i'the eyes 230 of Troilus. Ne'er look, ne'er look; the eagles are gone: crows and daws, crows and daws! I had rather be such a man as Troilus than Agamemnon and all Greece. _Cres._ There is among the Greeks Achilles, a better[1060] man than Troilus. 235 _Pan._ Achilles! a drayman, a porter, a very camel. _Cres._ Well, well. _Pan._ Well, well! Why, have you any discretion? have you any eyes? do you know what a man is? Is not birth, beauty, good shape, discourse, manhood, learning, 240 gentleness, virtue, youth, liberality, and such like, the spice[1061] and salt that season a man?[1062] _Cres._ Ay, a minced man: and then to be baked with no date in the pie, for then the man's date is out.[1063] _Pan._ You are such a woman! one knows not at what[1064] 245 ward you lie. _Cres._ Upon my back, to defend my belly; upon my wit, to defend my wiles; upon my secrecy, to defend mine honesty;[1065] my mask, to defend my beauty; and you, to defend all[1066] these: and at all these wards I lie, at a thousand watches.[1067] 250 _Pan._ Say one of your watches. _Cres._ Nay, I'll watch you for that; and that's one of the chiefest of them too: if I cannot ward what I would not have[1068] hit, I can watch you for telling how I took the blow; unless it swell past hiding, and then it's past watching.[1069] 255 _Pan._ You are such another! _Enter_ Troilus's Boy.[1070] _Boy._ Sir, my lord would instantly speak with you. _Pan._ Where? _Boy._ At your own house; there he unarms him.[1071] _Pan._ Good boy, tell him I come. [_Exit Boy._] I doubt[1072] 260 he be hurt. Fare ye well, good niece. _Cres._ Adieu, uncle. _Pan._ I will be with you, niece, by and by.[1073] _Cres._ To bring, uncle?[1074] _Pan._ Ay, a token from Troilus. 265 _Cres._ By the same token, you are a bawd. [_Exit Pandarus._[1075]