Fantasy fiction; Imaginary wars and battles -- Fiction
“Speak within door, Prince,” said Corinius. “Know’st not his quality?
A hath been envoy extraordinary from King Gorice XI. of memory ever
glorious unto Lord Juss in Galing and the lords of Demonland. And ’twas
the greatest courtesy we could study to do them, to send ’em this looby
for our ambassador.”
The dwarf practised before them to the great content of the lords of
Witchland and their guests, save for his japing upon Corinius and the
Prince, calling them two peacocks, so like in their bright plumage that
none might tell either from other; which somewhat galled them both.
And now was the King’s heart waxen glad with wine, and he pledged Gro,
saying, “Be merry, Gro, and doubt not that I will fulfil my word I
spake unto thee, and make thee king in Zajë Zaculo.”
“Lord, I am yours for ever,” answered Gro. “But methinks I am little
fitted to be a king. Methinks I was ever a better steward of other
men’s fortunes than of mine own.”
Whereat the Duke Corsus, that was sprawled on the table well nigh
asleep, cried out in a great voice but husky withal, “A brace of divels
broil me if thou sayst not sooth! If thine own fortunes come off but
bluely, care not a rush. Give me some wine, a full weeping goblet.
Ha! Ha! whip it away! Ha! Ha! Witchland! When wear you the crown of
Demonland, O King?”
“How now, Corsus,” said the King, “art thou drunk?”
But La Fireez said, “Ye sware peace with the Demons in the Foliot
Isles, and by mighty oaths are ye bound to put by for ever your claims
of lordship over Demonland. I hoped your quarrels were ended.”
“Why so they are,” said the King.
Corsus chuckled weakly. “Ye say well: very well, O King, very well,
La Fireez. Our quarrels are ended. No room for more. For, look you,
Demonland is a ripe fruit ready to drop me thus in our mouth.” Leaning
back he gaped his mouth wide open, suspending by one leg above it an
hortolan basted with its own dripping. The bird slipped through his
fingers, and fell against his cheek, and so on to his bosom, and so
on the floor, and his brazen byrny and the sleeves of his pale green
kirtle were splashed with the gravy.
Whereat Corinius let fly a great peal of laughter; but La Fireez
flushed with anger and said, scowling, “Drunkenness, my lord, is a jest
for thralls to laugh at.”
“Then sit thou mum, Prince,” said Corinius, “lest thy quality be called
in question. For my part I laugh at my thoughts, and they be very
choice.”
But Corsus wiped his face and fell a-singing:
Whene’er I bib the wine down,
Asleepe drop all my cares.
A fig for fret,
A fig for sweat,
A fig care I for cares.
Sith death must come, though I say nay,
Why grieve my life’s days with affaires?
Come, bib we then the wine down
Of Bacchus faire to see;
For alway while we bibbing be,
Asleepe drop all our cares.
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