The Yarn of Old Harbour TownRussell, William Clark
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The Yarn of Old Harbour Town
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 20th century; Historical fiction; Sea stories
Even in three days the weather had worked a miracle in the increase
of the beauty of the orchards in which the Admiral sat pipe in mouth,
tankard at elbow, embowered; a sort of figure who when at his window
would have greatly puzzled the Knight of Spenser's _Faerie Queene_;
for what should such a shape secretly ambushed in a spot fit only for
the dancing tread of the fairy, or the gaping stare of the ogre who
tries to see how the land lies by peering through two apple boughs,
what should such a shape signify, briefly arresting the clouds of
smoke which rose from his lips by vain efforts to extinguish by
copious draughts from his tankard the magical fires that blazed in its
interior? Whether the Knight would have tilted at the figure or pricked
his horse into headlong flight is a conjecture that must be left to
those who have read the poem and know the man.
The Admiral just now happened to be at dinner. A shoulder of mutton
and onion sauce with potatoes roasted with the shoulder and such other
vegetables as the season yielded was a dish fit to set before a king,
and the monarch who turned up his nose at such a dainty should be made
to banquet on nothing but the fare they give kings upon the stage.
Indeed, Sir William would tell his friends he knew for a fact that a
shoulder of mutton was the favourite dish of His Royal Highness Prince
William. If it was objected that the joint yielded more bone than meat
he had his answer:
"Sir, I once said to a sailor who had obtained a berth ashore on
sixteen shillings a week, 'How do you manage to rear your family? How
many are there of you?' 'Why,' he answered, 'there's me and the old
woman and four youngsters and grandfather!' 'You never see meat, of
course,' said I. 'Oh yes, we do,' he answered. 'Meat!' I cried, 'on
sixteen shillings a week and seven people to support, four of them
hungry youngsters!' 'Well,' he answered, 'I doos it in this way. On
Saturday I goes to the butcher and buys a shoulder o' mutton; on Sunday
we 'as it 'ot; on Monday we 'as it cold; on Toosday we 'ave what's left
of the cold; on Wednesday what's left of the cold we 'ave made into
ishee-ashee; on Thursday we makes what's left of the ishee-ashee into
ashee-ishee; on Friday we does without; and on Saturday I goes to the
butcher and I buys another shoulder of mutton.' Now," the Admiral would
say with his face warm with triumph, "name me any joint but a shoulder
of mutton that will supply what kept this family in meat, or the like
of meat, from Sunday to Thursday?"
The Admiral made his son welcome with unusual warmth.
"I never tasted a finer flavoured piece of mutton. This jelly, too,
lifts it to the dignity of a haunch. Those spring cabbages are very
tender. We do not eat nearly enough vegetables in this country. What
purifies the blood like a well-cooked spring cabbage that melts in the
mouth? I am in hopes that we shall get a very good show of potatoes.
Are you fresh from the ship?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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