The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 1, April 1894
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The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 1, April 1894
English literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Great Britain -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
All of my mice by this time had become quite tame. They had plenty to
eat and drink, and a comfortable home, and not a care in the world; and
familiarity with their master had bred assurance; and so they had become
quite tame and shamefully, abominably lazy. Luxury, we are taught, was
ever the mother of sloth. I could put my hand in amongst them, and not
one would bestir himself the littlest bit to escape me. Mercedes and I
were inseparable. I used to take her to school with me every day; she
could be more conveniently and privately transported than a lamb. Each
_lycéen_ had a desk in front of his form, and she would spend the
school-hours in mine, I leaving the lid raised a little, that she might
have light and air. One day, the usher having left the room for a
moment, I put her down on the floor, thereby creating a great excitement
amongst my fellow-pupils, who got up from their places and formed an
eager circle round her. Then suddenly the usher came back, and we all
hurried to our seats, while he, catching sight of Mercedes, cried out,
"A mouse! A white mouse! Who dares to bring a white mouse to the class?"
And he made a dash for her. But she was too quick, too 'cute, for "the
likes of" Monsieur le Pion. She gave a jump, and in the twinkling of an
eye had disappeared up my leg, under my trousers. The usher searched
high and low for her, but she prudently remained in her hiding-place;
and thus her life was saved, for when he had abandoned his ineffectual
chase, he announced, "I should have wrung her neck." I turned pale to
imagine the doom she had escaped as by a hair's breadth. "It is useless
to ask which of you brought her here," he continued. "But mark my
words: if ever I find a mouse again in the class _I will wring her
neck_!" And yet, in private life, this bloodthirsty _pion_ was a quite
gentle, kindly, underfed, underpaid, shabby, struggling fellow, with
literary aspirations, who would not have hurt a fly.
The secrets of a schoolboy's pocket! I once saw a boy surreptitiously
angling in Kensington Gardens, with a string and a bent pin. Presently
he landed a fish, a fish no bigger than your thumb, perhaps, but still a
fish. Alive and wet and flopping as it was, he slipped it into his
pocket. I used to carry Mercedes about in mine. One evening, when I put
in my hand to take her out, I discovered to my bewilderment that she was
not alone. There were four little pink mites of infant mice clinging to
her.
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