Detective and mystery stories; Hoodlums -- Fiction; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction
The unhealthy, yellow skin of the new arrival, which harmonized so ill
with the clear whites of his little furtive eyes, interested M. Max
extraordinarily. M. Max was blinking like a week-old kitten, and one
could have sworn that he was but hazily conscious of his surroundings;
whereas in reality he was memorizing the cranial peculiarities of the
new arrival, the shape of his nose, the disposition of his ears; the
exact hue of his eyes; the presence of a discolored tooth in his lower
jaw, which a fish-like, nervous trick of opening and closing the mouth
periodically revealed.
“Good morning, sir!” said the valet, gently rubbing his palms together
and bending over the bed.
M. Max inhaled deeply, stared in glassy fashion, but in no way indicated
that he had heard the words.
The valet shook him gently by the shoulder.
“Good morning, sir. Shall I prepare your bath?”
“She is a serpent!” muttered M. Max, tossing one arm weakly above his
head... “all yellow.... But roses are growing in the mud ... of the
river!”
“If you will take your bath, sir,” insisted the man in black, “I shall
be ready to shave you when you return.”
“Bath... shave me!”
M. Max began to rub his eyes and to stare uncomprehendingly at the
speaker.
“Yes, sir; good morning, sir,”--there was another bow and more rubbing
of palms.
“Ah!--of course! Morbleu! This is Paris....”
“No, sir, excuse me, sir, London. Bath hot or cold, sir?”
“Cold,” replied M. Max, struggling upright with apparent difficulty;
“yes,--cold.”
“Very good, sir. Have you brought your own razor, sir?”
“Yes, yes,” muttered Max--“in the bag--in that bag.”
“I will fill the bath, sir.”
The bath being duly filled, M. Max, throwing about his shoulders a
magnificent silk kimono which he found upon the armchair, steered a
zigzag course to the bathroom. His tooth-brush had been put in place by
the attentive valet; there was an abundance of clean towels, soaps,
bath salts, with other necessities and luxuries of the toilet. M. Max,
following his bath, saw fit to evidence a return to mental clarity; and
whilst he was being shaved he sought to enter into conversation with the
valet. But the latter was singularly reticent, and again M. Max changed
his tactics. He perceived here a golden opportunity which he must not
allow to slip through his fingers.
“Would you like to earn a hundred pounds?” he demanded abruptly, gazing
into the beady eyes of the man bending over him.
Soames almost dropped the razor. His state of alarm was truly pitiable;
he glanced to the right, he glanced to the left, he glanced over his
shoulder, up at the ceiling and down at the floor.
“Excuse me, sir,” he said, nervously; “I don't think I quite understand
you, sir?”
“It is quite simple,” replied M. Max. “I asked you if you had some use
for a hundred pounds. Because if you have, I will meet you at any place
you like to mention and bring with me cash to that amount!”
“Hush, sir!--for God's sake, hush, sir!” whispered Soames.
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