Jews -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
A dull reverberation, like the far-distant roll of muffled drums,
testified that the tramp was pleading in his defense. After which,
Mrs. Koch went on: “Vail, you promise you don't drink another glaiss
of liquor till next Sunday, hey? You cross your heart, and promise? All
right. Then, you take this. And bright and early, to-morrow morning, you
come around here, and I give you a job. I want my cellar to be cleaned
out.”
“She makes them fellers say they'll come around to-morrow morning, every
time she sees them; but they don't never come,” Mr. Blum announced.
“She's keeping dot cellar dirty just on purpose, so dot some time she
can give the chop to one of them good-for-nodings. I guess I clean it
out myself, if dot goes on much longer.--Hey! Hold on, there!” he cried,
with sudden excitement. He ran to the window; stopped the tramp, who was
in process of departure; and deposited a twenty-five-cent silver piece
in his grimy palm. Returning to his seat, he appeared quite oblivious to
the laughter at his expense, in which the others were indulging.
“You want to kill that old fellow, don't you?” Mr. Koch demanded.
“Giving him a quarter! Why, it will bring on an attack of delirium
tremens.”
“Dot's all right,” Mr. Blum replied. “I know how it is myself. I was
pretty near to being a traimp myself, one time, already. Hey, Rebecca?”
“Du bist ein Engel--ja wohl!--ein himmlischer, wunderschoener Engel!”
cried his wife, her broad face beaming like a harvest moon. Then she
whispered to Elias, “Ach! He is so loafly, dot Meester Blum!” and kept
swaying her head, and smiling to herself, for the next ten minutes.
With the coffee, the gentlemen lighted their cigars, and, leaving their
respective places, gathered in a knot at one end of the table, where
they began vociferously to exchange their views upon the state of trade.
The ladies assembled at the other end, and discoursed of topics maternal
and domestic. Lester was produced, and trotted upon his grandmother's
lap, while his “points” were mooted and admired for the thousandth time.
Finally, the men again covered their heads; and the rabbi chanted his
grace _after_ meat. Then Mr. Koch proposed that the company should
ascend to the parlor, and listen to some music. In the parlor the
gentlemen lighted fresh cigars; and Miss Tillie seated herself at the
piano.
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