Jews -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
“Well, yes. That's why I wanted to see you, now. He spoke about you.”
Emphasis on the “you.”
“About me? Indeed? Why, what could he have had to say about me?”
“Well, he thought it was strange that you didn't come to see him, and
wanted to know why you were holding off.”
“Come to see him? Why, I went to see him only last week. Holding off? I
don't know what he can mean.”
“No, no. You don't understand. He meant about declaring your
intentions.”
“What intentions? Intentions? I don't know what you're driving at, I'm
sure.”
“Why, your intentions in respect to his niece, of course.”
“My intentions in respect--Mercy!” gasped Elias, with honest
astonishment, as the idea suddenly dawned upon him. “You don't mean to
say that--that he imagines--that--that I--Good Lord!”
“Why, certainly,” said the rabbi. “How could he help it? You haven't
taken Washington I. Koch for a fool, I hope. Besides, your attentions
have been so very marked, that no great penetration was necessary. I'm
not much at that sort of thing, but even I saw through them long ago. In
fact, no man with half an eye open could have failed to do so.”
“Merciful Powers!” exclaimed Elias, and sat dumb.
“There's no use making so much ado about it, either,” pursued the rabbi.
“It was bound to come out, you know, sooner or later; and, at any rate,
you have no reason for feeling ashamed of it.”
“But--” began Elias.
“Oh, I dare say. I dare say, it's a little embarrassing. That's not
unnatural. But then, you couldn't have kept it a secret forever. By its
very nature, it was bound to come out.”
“But,” Elias began anew, “but it's not true. It's the most preposterous
mistake I ever heard of. I never had any such idea, never dreamed of
having any such idea. Intentions! Why, I always thought of her as--as
scarcely more than a child. I don't see how anybody could have made such
a stupid, ridiculous blunder. Well, I did give Mr. Koch credit for more
intelligence.”
“Elias,” demanded the rabbi, with very great seriousness, “are you in
earnest, or is this a comedy?”
“A comedy? I tell you it's outrageous. I never was more in earnest in my
life.”
“And I am to understand that you have made Miss Morgenthau the object of
your particular attentions--as you can't deny you have done--and in
that way have necessarily endeared yourself more or less to her--I am
to understand that you have deliberately done this, without meaning
eventually to make her your wife?”
“Particular attentions! I've paid her no particular attentions. I took a
friendly interest in the girl, and behaved toward her in a friendly
way. My wife! The notion never entered my head--nor hers, either, I'll
venture to say.”
“I can hardly believe it,” said the rabbi, shaking his head
incredulously. “I don't like to believe it. I don't like to believe you
capable of--of such--”
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