The wife of Kroo was quite an old woman, and she did not take kindly
to the innovations in cooking. Finally, however, she was given some
rice, and persuaded to boil it for Kroo’s dinner. She retired to the
forecastle, and started a fire in the little stove there, that she might
not be observed in her work. Not long afterward cries of alarm were
heard, and Kroo’s wife rushed frantically from the forecastle, crying
that she had the devil in the pot.
She had filled the kettle far too full of rice; and as it swelled and
continued to pour out over the rim, she concluded that an evil spirit was
in the white man’s food, pushing it out continually.
But the matter of the explosive doughnuts was the most exciting, and
indeed came near being serious, not only in its immediate effects, but
in the setback which it gave the white man’s food in the opinion of
the Eskimos. Joe, who was the cook for the boys, had frequently made
doughnuts and fried them in oil for the delectation of the community, the
natives having a great fondness for them. Then he taught Atchoo how to
mix them up, and she seemed to learn very rapidly. One day, however, she
undertook to make them without supervision, and used water from melted
ice which had chunks of ice still in it. These chunks she incorporated
in the doughnuts, no doubt thinking, Eskimo fashion, that it was just as
good that way. The doughnuts fried, but the chunks of ice turned to steam
within, and about the time Atchoo was forking the doughnuts out into a
pan they began to blow up, scattering oil and the wildest consternation
among those waiting for the feast.
The first one popped on the fork as Atchoo was handing it to Harluk,
that he first might see how good a cook she was. The largest chunk of it
landed square in Harluk’s eye, causing him to dance with astonishment and
alarm.
“Hold on!” he cried. “No want to see him; want to eat him.”
Others blew up in the kettle, scattering hot oil, and sending the crowd
in a wild plunge for the doorway. Out they scrambled, Harluk well in
advance, as he had had the first warning. He plunged head first from the
outer end of the entrance and butted Joe, who was about to enter, into a
sitting position on the snow.
“Huh!” said Joe, partly because that is what one usually says when
suddenly butted in the stomach, but partly in surprise at this exodus
from the galley. “What is the matter?” he asked, as soon as he could get
breath.
The answer came from Pickalye, who was fat, and who scrambled out on his
knees and one hand, holding a hot wad of half-fried doughnut to the back
of his neck with the other. Finding himself outside, he ducked until his
head was well under one arm and he could lay his burnt neck gently in the
snow. From this contortionist’s position he looked up solemnly sidewise
at Joe.
“White man’s grub too much shoot,” he said.
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