The Young Lieutenant; or, The Adventures of an Army OfficerOptic, Oliver
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The Young Lieutenant; or, The Adventures of an Army Officer
Optic, Oliver
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
"I reckon he isn't down here," said the sergeant, after the party had
examined the cellar, and even pulled over some of the boxes and barrels.
"God bless you for a stupid fellow as you are!" thought Somers; for he
was prudent enough not audibly to invoke benedictions, even upon the
heads of his enemies; but the words of the sergeant afforded him a degree
of relief, which no one, who has not burrowed in a drain in the rebel
country, can understand or appreciate.
"I reckon there's a place down in that corner that's big enough to hold a
man; fur my son Tom's been in there," added the farmer.
These words gave Somers another cold sweat; and perhaps he thought it was
a mistake that he had not put a bullet through the patriarch's head when
he had been tempted to do so in the room above. He was a double traitor;
but I think the conscience of our hero was more at rest as it was than it
would have been if he had shot down an unarmed man, even to save himself
from prospective capture.
"Where is the place?" demanded the sergeant.
"In yonder, under them barrels and boxes. Jest fotch the trumpery out,
and you'll see the hole," replied Rigney.
Somers heard the rumble of the barrels, as they were rolled out of the
way, with very much the same feelings that a conscious man in a trance
would listen to the rumbling of the wheels of the hearse which was
bearing him to the church-yard, only that he was to come forth from a
hopeless grave to the more gloomy light of a rebel dungeon.
"I can't see anything in that hole," said the sergeant. "No man could get
into such a place as that."
"Blessed are your eyes; for they see not!" thought Somers. "May your
blindness be equal to that of the scribes and Pharisees!"
"But my son Tom has been in there. I reckon a Yankee could crawl inter as
small a hole as anybody."
The sergeant thought this was funny; and he honored the remark with a
hearty laugh, in which Somers was disposed to join, though he regretted
for the first time in his life that he was unable to "crawl out at the
little end of the horn." He was encouraged by the skepticism of the
soldier, and was satisfied, that, if he attempted to demonstrate the
proposition experimentally, he would be fully convinced of its
difficulty, if not of its impossibility.
"Go and bring another lamp and a pole," said the sergeant.
One of the party went up the stairs, and Somers gave himself up for lost.
The extra lamp would certainly expose him, to say nothing of the pole;
and it seemed to be folly to remain there, and be punched with a stick,
like a woodchuck in his hole. Besides, there is something in tumbling
down gracefully, when one must inevitably tumble; and he was disposed to
surrender gracefully, as the coon did when he learned that Colonel
Crockett was about to fire and bring him down. There was no hope; and it
is bad generalship, as well as inhuman and useless, to fight a battle
which is lost before the first shot is fired.
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