The Young O'Briens: Being an Account of Their Sojourn in LondonWestrup, Margaret
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The Young O'Briens: Being an Account of Their Sojourn in London
Westrup, Margaret
Family life -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
They replaced flattened March, then Sheila Pat went earnestly at the
candles; bright and airy as a sprite, she skipped over them without
putting out one. Molly was not so lucky. Her skirts were longer than
the Atom’s, her giggles more helpless. Her jumps were wild, hopelessly
crooked. She put out February and March, then stood on one leg, her
skirts all bunched up in front, shaking with laughter.
"_Don’t_ look at me! Oh, _mayn’t_ I begin again? _Denis_—don’t make me
laugh!"
She gathered her skirts together—thud, thud, thud, thud! In a wild rush
April, May, June, July, were jumped triumphantly.
"O dear!" She stopped again, breathless with giggles and frantic little
squeals at each candle. Denis was shouting aloud at her desperate hops.
"You’re like a one-legged frog, Mol! Go on! You mustn’t stop!"
"I’ll _never_ do the rest! _Oh_!" She stumbled—kicked August over,
trod on September, and fell headlong on October, November, and December.
A horrible smell of burning arose. Herr Schmidt, with a torrent of
guttural exclamations, rushed to her assistance. Ted also helped her to
rise. The others simply collapsed and laughed.
Two burnt holes in her skirt, and grease—grease—grease—were the extent
of the damages. Molly lay on the lounge and groaned out:—
"Oh, I _ache_! _Stop_ me laughing!"
They cut a long candle in two and procured two fresh ones; then Nell
went forward, light as Sheila Pat but not able to control her laughter
so well, and jumped all successfully except February.
A friend called to see Herr Schmidt and he went regretfully away. Denis
skipped airily over the whole twelve candles, without a pause, and
without putting out one.
"Come on, Ted! It’s as easy as sleeping with your eyes shut!"
"Wait a moment—I’ve an idea!" exclaimed Nell.
"_No!_"
"It’s not fair for you boys. How do you think I put out February? Why,
with the whiff of my skirt! _You shall wear skirts_!"
They draped them artistically with rugs and shawls, pinning them up till
Ted declared ruefully that he moved in terror of his life.
"Come on!" shouted Denis. "What’s a rug when you’ve got a good pair of
legs! Houp la!"
And he was staggering and stumbling helplessly, with January and
February both out.
"Where are your good pair of legs now?"
"_I_ can do better than that. It requires a calm dignity and caution,"
observed Ted. "You were too rash, O.B., too Oirish altogether."
He dragged his rugs and shawls together.
"You’ve lit them again? Thanks. Now!"
He jumped slowly, heavily, without any spring, cleared January
successfully, and put out February with a fliff of his draperies.
"Hang it all! That’s not fair. Why, it’s out before I’ve jumped the
thing!"
"Of course!" cried Nell, gleefully. "You’re too English altogether,
Ted! You should be more careful with your skirt!"
"Um." He eyed the candle reflectively, then cautiously stepped round
it.
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