The Young O'Briens: Being an Account of Their Sojourn in LondonWestrup, Margaret
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The Young O'Briens: Being an Account of Their Sojourn in London
Westrup, Margaret
Family life -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"We’ll relieve you of tailless horses, armless and legless dolls,
sailless ships, funnelless engines, neckless giraffes, humpless camels,
trunkless elephants, even noseless tapirs," he ended with a flourish.
The damsel’s eye gleamed coldly.
"I conclude when things are broken they are thrown away," she observed
with haughty nonchalance.
He searched his pockets; his face was very grave.
"Ah, I have not a tract with me bearing on this subject. But, my dear
young lady, it is a subject very near my heart. Waste! Ah, ’Waste not,
want not!’ You have heard the wise old proverb? Waste! In thy name
how many sins are committed, daily, hourly, minutely! Think of empty
little arms—outstretched, clamoring—empty—while the dust-bin is full!
Think of armless dolls smiling in the midst of decayed vegetables!
Trunkless elephants sleeping in dust! And they might be hushed on happy
little bosoms!"
He turned aside with a gesture of grief and opened the door for Nell and
the Atom to pass through.
Outside: "Oh, Nell," cried Molly, "what are you laughing at? Oh! and
there are one—two—_three_ heads looking out of the door after us!"
They were more successful in the next shop. In a few minutes the
shop-walker and three assistants were laughingly crawling about
searching for broken toys. Kate Kearney helped too, and demolished a
ball in the process.
But the big success of the afternoon was the fourpence halfpenny shop.
They were enthralled. Shining pots and pans, gorgeous picture frames,
still more gorgeous pictures, vases, tea-pots, and toys, and all for
four-pence halfpenny each! What was fourpence halfpenny? Nothing.
Joyously they marched in. The tubby little woman who came forward to
serve them was delightful, too. When she nodded her head, the bobby
little grey curls at the sides of her face nodded too.
Nell said: "Oh, what a lovely shop! Isn’t _any_thing more than
fourpence halfpenny?"
"No, dearie, that is, miss, all the same price. Twenty-four year ’ave
me and Jelks kep’ this shop. We find toys and kitching utensils sell
best. That doll now is good valley for your money, miss. Will your dog
do any damage, sir? Oh," as Kate Kearney lay down at Denis’s command,
"what a good-beyaved little man! I must fetch ’im a biscuit while
you’re looking round like."
The O’Briens were hilarious.
Fourpence halfpenny! They had decided that they must only spend two or
three shillings more; but two or three shillings was untold wealth in a
fourpenny halfpenny shop. No need to be careful now. Gaily they chose
dolls, horses and carts, trumpets, Noah’s arks filled with weird and
wondrous animals that Noah himself would never have recognised. Then a
customer came in. He was a small and puny customer, but he marched into
the shop with an air of grave importance before which his ragged clothes
seemed to fade into an abashed oblivion. Denis flung his hat away, and
came forward, rubbing his hands together in true professional style.
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