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They put in a hard afternoon’s work together first, and then he and Edwin
and Maskew went together to W.G.’s rooms to change. They were all rather
excited, and W.G. carried a bottle of whisky in each of his coat pockets,
the first of which was broached as an aperitif while they were changing.
In less than an hour they emerged, W.G. attired as nearly as convention
would allow him, in the manner of his woaded ancestry: a splendid caveman
with lowering black brows and hairy arms like those of a gorilla, a
disguise that only called for a little accentuation of his natural
characteristics to be made effective; Maskew, again in character, as a
Restoration cavalier; and Edwin in the modest guise of Pierrot. In the
foyer of the theatre they met Martin, who had driven down in a hansom
from Alvaston clothed in six feet of baby linen, with a feeding bottle
round his neck. The stalls were already full of a carnival crowd of
students, and the rest of the house was crowded with spectators who had
come to enjoy the rag, and other unfortunate people who had entered in
ignorance of the festival and the fact that their form of entertainment
was to be changed for one night only.
There, among the crowd, Edwin found Griffin, a fleshy and unsubtle
Mephistopheles, the Mephistopheles of Gounod, not of Goethe, and Freddie
St. Aubyn, romantically pale in a wig of black curls that he had procured
for his presentation of Byron. Freddie, in the interests of
verisimilitude, had even shaved his moustache.
Only the earlier part of the performance remained in Edwin’s memory. The
rest of it was no more to him than a brilliant haze, from which single
moments of wild picturesqueness detached themselves: as when he had a
vision of a prehistoric man armed with a waving whisky bottle for a club
and feebly restrained by a flushed cavalier, flown with insolence and
wine, storming his way through the surging crowd in front of the stalls
bar and planting his feet upon the counter; or of the same barbarian,
gently armed by a tactful manager in evening dress, putting his weapon to
the usages of peace and friendliness by uncorking it and offering its
contents to a firm but good-humoured policeman.
“What a splendid fellow W.G. is,” Edwin thought to himself. “Splendid . . .
splendid . . . magnificent.” And while he was thinking this, a
sombre poet with shining eyes drew him aside and confessed to him, almost
with tears, that all this brilliance and colour and life meant nothing to
him compared with the memory of the Beardsley lady, whose ankles were so
thin that they might be spanned with his little finger. “As light as a
feather,” said the poet, “gossamer . . . swansdown . . . all soul. Of
course, old fellow, I know that you can understand. I shouldn’t talk
like this to any other person in the world.”
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